The sopranos if it was made today

[Dog Eater]

There's no crime it's just homos butt fucking. Also it's called the falsettos.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

“Say hello to your wife” is such a great line after he gets caught at the club.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

What if it was castrados and they all had high voices with no balls.

 

[wbgreen]

The Vito story already took up more time in the final season than it should have.

 

[Long Island Clan]

AJ would be a anti vaxer. Meadow would be an SJW. Vito would be on Grindr. Jackie Jr would become a Logan Paul type of pranker and have millions of views.

 

[Long Island Clan]

Chrisie would start a padacast interviewing ex Gangstas

 

[Professor Rape]

The Columbus episode would be even gayer.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Dammit, I can’t find Matarese’s Wokepranos on YouTube.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Faggots have already claimed that Sopranos is “for the gays now!”

‘The Sopranos’ Belongs to the Gays Now

The mob drama has always been a campy parable about gender performance and self-reflection — straights just never realized it

melmagazine.com

 

[LingerLonger]

The Vito story already took up more time in the final season than it should have.

It gave us some of the funniest moments on the show though.

- Vito drunk driving and shooting the asshole who parked in the road.
- The Soprano family interrogating Finn the dentist and him having a panic attack.
- Vito claiming that blood thinning medication made him suck cock.
- "Think about it Tony....the sudden weight loss?". "AIDS!!!".
- Vito telling his children he was in the CIA.
- Vito's brain damaged brother following him around.
- The one mobster getting a $50K loan from Vito right before he was whacked.
- Fat Dom saying "Carlo's lipstick was on Vito's cock" then getting beaten to death.
- Phil breaking the Soprano family's balls over Vito repeatedly.
- "Sal.....it's a joke.....I was here". And Vito's other excuses.

Yeah the fag stuff with the firefighter was terrible enough to drive the firefighter actor suicide. But the rest of the storyline is hilarious.

 

[wbgreen]

Faggots have already claimed that Sopranos is “for the gays now!”

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‘The Sopranos’ Belongs to the Gays Now

The mob drama has always been a campy parable about gender performance and self-reflection — straights just never realized it

melmagazine.com

People on the left can't just watch the show and leave it at that, because it means they are enjoying a drama centered around a racist, sexist white man. And by lefty logic, that makes them complacent in all those awful things.

So they have to twist themselves into justifying watching the show for the proper reasons. This started during Covid when so many Zoomers found the show for the first time.

I never thought I'd find a breed of Soprano watcher I hate more than the fat guidos who have all the irony and subtext fly over their fat heads.

 

[LiberalPussy]

People on the left can't just watch the show and leave it at that, because it means they are enjoying a drama centered around a racist, sexist white man. And by lefty logic, that makes them complacent in all those awful things.

So they have to twist themselves into justifying watching the show for the proper reasons. This started during Covid when so many Zoomers found the show for the first time.

I never thought I'd find a breed of Soprano watcher I hate more than the fat guidos who have all the irony and subtext fly over their fat heads.

Same thing happened with the Bayonetta series. When the first game came out, feminists whined about how “problematic” it is for catering to the “male gaze”. Then all of a sudden they turned around and started going on and on about how “queer” it is and how it’s totes feminist, yo!

 

[satanssockpuppet]

People on the left can't just watch the show and leave it at that, because it means they are enjoying a drama centered around a racist, sexist white man. And by lefty logic, that makes them complacent in all those awful things.

So they have to twist themselves into justifying watching the show for the proper reasons. This started during Covid when so many Zoomers found the show for the first time.

I never thought I'd find a breed of Soprano watcher I hate more than the fat guidos who have all the irony and subtext fly over their fat heads.

I saw one of those "reaction" videos where two zomer retards were watching Al Bundy insulting fat women, and they were genuinely baffled by it all. "Why is he making fun of that woman's body type?" and such. Man, that whole generation is beyond salvaging.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I saw one of those "reaction" videos where two zomer retards were watching Al Bundy insulting fat women, and they were genuinely baffled by it all. "Why is he making fun of that woman's body type?" and such. Man, that whole generation is beyond salvaging.

Al Bundy is a good litmus test as to whether I can tolerate someone or not.

 

[Professor Rape]

I saw one of those "reaction" videos where two zomer retards were watching Al Bundy insulting fat women, and they were genuinely baffled by it all. "Why is he making fun of that woman's body type?" and such. Man, that whole generation is beyond salvaging.

Look at the upside... They react hilariously to trolling. It can ruin their whole lives.

 

[Suetonius]

People on the left can't just watch the show and leave it at that, because it means they are enjoying a drama centered around a racist, sexist white man. And by lefty logic, that makes them complacent in all those awful things.

Nail on the head. Zoomers especially cannot understand anything involving context. If a show or movies protagonist is a bad person they believe that everything they’re being shown is an endorsement of their actions. I know people who couldn’t watch the Sopranos because they thought it was just a show about how being a racist Italian is awesome. Just braindead liberal shit.

 

[Professor Rape]

Al Bundy is a good litmus test as to whether I can tolerate someone or not.

And you're a good test as to whether this second story floor can tolerate 900 pounds!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

because they thought it was just a show about how being a racist Italian is awesome.

 

[Professor Rape]

Nail on the head. Zoomers especially cannot understand anything involving context. If a show or movies protagonist is a bad person they believe that everything they’re being shown is an endorsement of their actions. I know people who couldn’t watch the Sopranos because they thought it was just a show about how being a racist Italian is awesome. Just braindead liberal shit.

What do you think of the Simpsons, zoom zoom?

 

[Suetonius]

What do you think of the Simpsons, zoom zoom?

I’ll reserve my opinion because I have not seen it and making a judgement on something you haven’t watched is stoopid.