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The Roast of Dan Mullen

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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A long time ago i came to the conclusion that i cannot continue to patpost any longer, if Fat was proven to be clinically retarded in some way.

With what conscience can i attack Nick now? I'm just glad, that he is mentally there mostly, maybe only a bit eccentric.
All he needs is a thicker skin, except for around his eyes, which come off as a bit asiatic. North of China, South-East of Russia type eyeshape, but i'm no geopermologist. HAHAHA Shoutouts to Norm.... RIP

I wish Nick all the luck with his other podcasts, although he has to realize that his old fans on the Cumtown forum are maybe harmless, but they are way more retarded everyday than peak Ricci/Lawless-posting from the ''tulip niggers'' ever was.
And cultivating such a fanbase will rot your brain!

''How about the wooden doors of Auschwitz, but they were continuously sealed with leftover lube from gay sex the night before?''

You can't make this stuff up, folksh. Hahaha. Shoutouts to Rich Vos who headlines Magooby's today through Sunday.
So he couldn't be here anyway, but at least we got Brother Joe, ladies and gentlemen.

Joe, i have no material about you as you have long served your purpose.

What is the right term for trans people when you adress them in a formal setting? Ladies, gentlemen...... and transgenders? Maybe Flavia knows?!

What is it? ..... [murmur from the dias]
HAHA, holy shit!

No, no Flavia. You are a beautiful woman, genuinely! I would tell you if you weren't. Nick made a great catch with you. Many people have said it, you look a lot like Lucy Lawless, such a beautifully chiseled chin. And not pointy like Amy Schumer's, which looks like a dreidel. Ugly pig, hopefully her abode is the eternal fire of hell, her fat being a constantly renewed fuel of the flames burning away her flesh.

At least, Nick doesn't have a cleft palate or something. But i wonder however how a man can grow up to get Trisomy-21 by his early forties? This shouldn't be possible and i'm genuinely intrigued as a ... -- i'm not going to steal Norm's joke again. He deserves better.

Nonetheless wha' happen? Are you selling or are you producing rubber dog shit? Can the fumes turn a healthy man mongoloid? Or were you always like that? Genuinely. Spontaneous Overnight Trisomia. Nick Mullen Syndrome could be a name.

If there is something we can do for you, don't hesitate to ask. And thank you for doing a forum podcast and watching Fatrick videos for and with me. I really needed you this early summer and you came through! For this i will always remember you fondly.

And remember a mantra my family lives by
It reads #DLTIW in fading sharpie marker held in place by magnets for something like 20 years.

You know what it stands for. But never forget living by it, child.
Am I missing the "Nick" bit?
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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heres the thing, dan was all about flash and production be he forgot the most important thing. Be funny. 17.9 podcast views later hes lording over the forum like hes the second coming of da show? you know what I mean? anyways Rich Vos will be at the tinker house in indianapolis on june 23 and 24th.

I was never against Dan, but I also wasn't against people attacking him - over legitimate gripes, at least - it's what this place is. I've been hammered, we all get our turn. You roll with it.

What shocks me is that he ran off. How anyone, ANYONE can be a part of this place for a long period of time, and still take themselves seriously, I will never understand. Look at me: I'm a Scottish lunkhead that lucked into a career hanging out with friends playing on stage, and even had a gig as the third stringer of a mainstream band for a short. And when it didn't work out, I still made out ok (after a rough patch).

Seriously, how is that NOT prime for material? I accept it.

This place does odd things to people, I suppose.
 

Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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I was never against Dan, but I also wasn't against people attacking him - over legitimate gripes, at least - it's what this place is. I've been hammered, we all get our turn. You roll with it.

What shocks me is that he ran off. How anyone, ANYONE can be a part of this place for a long period of time, and still take themselves seriously, I will never understand. Look at me: I'm a Scottish lunkhead that lucked into a career hanging out with friends playing on stage, and even had a gig as the third stringer of a mainstream band for a short. And when it didn't work out, I still made out ok (after a rough patch).

Seriously, how is that NOT prime for material? I accept it.

This place does odd things to people, I suppose.
He ran off because he has shit we could probably get taken away. I don’t condone that, but that is a risk. He hasn’t handled a single thing well, so leaving was his best option. Which goes to your point about taking shit seriously. He knocked boomia for getting too big for his britches. Downs Mullen couldn’t see the similarities.
 

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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Honestly PFG roast. Still hoping Dan comes back one day after taking his lumps.
Yeah me too. He’s still an original member. I hope he learned his lesson. Hopefully this incredible ass raping (especially the one Tony gave him) will muffle his natural Jewish and attention seeking behavior.

May god be with him no BS
 
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Yeah me too. He’s still an original member. I hope he learned his lesson. Hopefully this incredible ass raping (especially the one Tony gave him) will muffle his natural Jewish and attention seeking behavior.

May god be with him no BS
Ya I hear that. Genuinely, I do like the guy, I'd tell you if I didn't. I think his intentions were good, he got a great reception for first couple episodes and I think that YouTube attention just turns naturally turns people into faggots. We all have our downfalls, who am I to judge.

One thing you can't do though is start trying to pull rank in a place like this. Fuck out of here.

We'll see how much of a Tomlinson is by how he responds to this. He's certainly not just leaving forever. He can admit his wrongs and come back better, or blame/block/report himself into obscurity.
 

AntsBatteryCharge

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Dan is to podcasting what pantyhose were to finger fucking
 
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