A long time ago i came to the conclusion that i cannot continue to patpost any longer, if Fat was proven to be clinically retarded in some way.
With what conscience can i attack Nick now? I'm just glad, that he is mentally there mostly, maybe only a bit eccentric.
All he needs is a thicker skin, except for around his eyes, which come off as a bit asiatic. North of China, South-East of Russia type eyeshape, but i'm no geopermologist. HAHAHA Shoutouts to Norm.... RIP
I wish Nick all the luck with his other podcasts, although he has to realize that his old fans on the Cumtown forum are maybe harmless, but they are way more retarded everyday than peak Ricci/Lawless-posting from the ''tulip niggers'' ever was.
And cultivating such a fanbase will rot your brain!
''How about the wooden doors of Auschwitz, but they were continuously sealed with leftover lube from gay sex the night before?''
You can't make this stuff up, folksh. Hahaha. Shoutouts to Rich Vos who headlines Magooby's today through Sunday.
So he couldn't be here anyway, but at least we got Brother Joe, ladies and gentlemen.
Joe, i have no material about you as you have long served your purpose.
What is the right term for trans people when you adress them in a formal setting? Ladies, gentlemen...... and transgenders? Maybe Flavia knows?!
What is it? ..... [murmur from the dias]
HAHA, holy shit!
No, no Flavia. You are a beautiful woman, genuinely! I would tell you if you weren't. Nick made a great catch with you. Many people have said it, you look a lot like Lucy Lawless, such a beautifully chiseled chin. And not pointy like Amy Schumer's, which looks like a dreidel. Ugly pig, hopefully her abode is the eternal fire of hell, her fat being a constantly renewed fuel of the flames burning away her flesh.
At least, Nick doesn't have a cleft palate or something. But i wonder however how a man can grow up to get Trisomy-21 by his early forties? This shouldn't be possible and i'm genuinely intrigued as a ... -- i'm not going to steal Norm's joke again. He deserves better.
Nonetheless wha' happen? Are you selling or are you producing rubber dog shit? Can the fumes turn a healthy man mongoloid? Or were you always like that? Genuinely. Spontaneous Overnight Trisomia. Nick Mullen Syndrome could be a name.
If there is something we can do for you, don't hesitate to ask. And thank you for doing a forum podcast and watching Fatrick videos for and with me. I really needed you this early summer and you came through! For this i will always remember you fondly.
And remember a mantra my family lives by
It reads #DLTIW in fading sharpie marker held in place by magnets for something like 20 years.
You know what it stands for. But never forget living by it, child.