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You can see the terror behind those eyes.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Does he realize if he worked out 3 days a week for a decade, we would actually see muscular growth?
These two motherfuckers are regoddamn tarded.
If the helmet is on top of his head, how the fuck is it protecting his frontal lobe and cerebellum?
anyone can do it! #ChewThoroughly
All the evidence of him running half marathons,running, I really miss Carol
Don't worry. Pat will tell you all about her mental illnesses
When I used to go the gym, some of the most prolific gym-goers were lard asses who would just waddle around, play with their phones, do a couple reps on some machine, and then ride the stationary bike until they got sweaty. Performative exercising, like their presence in the gym will magically make them fit even though they are not doing anything that's effective and obviously have no discipline about what they put into their bodies. Diet is the most important thing anyways, and we know he eats like a pig because he posts pictures of every disgusting greasy meal he eats.
Guys who have consistently ran marathons and worked out for years always have a torso like a Mr. Potato Head.
I love how much this got under his skin.
I love how much this got under his skin.
Hahahaha I really can't get over how this fucking glutton thinks he's not fat. We have 0 evidence of him working out? he just took a bunch of selfies at a gym. He rewards his "physical accomplishments" with tacos and beer. What a pathetic fat fool who also cheats at half marathons (rip Carol)
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As someone who was at the gym for 3-5 days a week for about 7 out of 10 years, I still kept most of my gains. Yes you lose some of the definition but it comes back rather quickly when you start going every day again. Even if you're fat you can still see when someone has muscle underneath their fat. He worked out for a little bit during his 'frat pat' days but you could tell her never was committed to it because he barely had noticeable biceps. Also he's FAT.
If only those clips Owen Hart'd.
The guy texting him should send him this picture and confirm that this is the evidence of working out that he's referring to.
For every gym selfie he takes, there's another ten pictures of bar slop and corn breakfasts.
I can't stop laughing at that wall of photos. Everyone else is showing the results of working out, while he only shows his glistening watermelon-sized head with an expression that I would describe as "whimsically rapey", six times.
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I got through literally ten words of that. Fuck this asshole is a boring slow decline into nothingness. At least Bovine Cumia would think up weird quips that semi resembled the bit when he wasn’t undercover secret agent fag. One of my favorite bits btw.
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