The predator at hamline terrace apartments

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It was genuinely unsettling.

"Hey sweetie, let's play a game where you put the Trefoil in my mouth for me"

Abe, comment?

 

[Racist Google Intern]

My school did that shit too despite the fact that a bunch of kids including me were rural and all the neighbours were a good bike ride away and all had like half mile long driveways. You'd do all that to have not a single person buy a fucking chocolate bar because one of the other kids in the area had their faggot parents drive them around and hit all the FUCKING houses right after school. SOME OF US had fucking chores to do and SOME OF US didn't enjoy the soul crushing rejection that comes with being a loser door to door salesman at 10 years old. We also did cheese orders I think.

All that shit should be illegal, why the fuck do kids have to go door to door for their shitty school?

 

[stealthygeek]

All that shit should be illegal, why the fuck do kids have to go door to door for their shitty school?

It's not just a shitty school, it's a shitty school that your parents already pay tuition for.

Mine did magazine subscriptions in exchange for a few days of no dress code.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's not just a shitty school, it's a shitty school that your parents already pay tuition for.

Mine did magazine subscriptions in exchange for a few days of no dress code.

I forgot about all the dumb fundraiser shit they had when I was in school. Candy bars, hoagies, pizza kits, I think even something that helped your grass grow. Do they still give out prizes for the people who sell the most? I think the big prize when I was in elementary school was like a shower radio or boom box.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I forgot about all the dumb fundraiser shit they had when I was in school. Candy bars, hoagies, pizza kits, I think even something that helped your grass grow. Do they still give out prizes for the people who sell the most? I think the big prize when I was in elementary school was like a shower radio or boom box.

I remember one year the big prize was some shitty electric go-cart that probably went 5 mph. I don't think anyone sold enough to get more than a pack of pencils or whatever the fuck the lowest tier of prizes was.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember one year the big prize was some shitty electric go-cart that probably went 5 mph. I don't think anyone sold enough to get more than a pack of pencils or whatever the fuck the lowest tier of prizes was.

Yeah I remember the majority of prizes people got were shit like pencils. Of course they made it sound like we’re all gonna have huge sales to win the major prizes but it never happened. I’d love to know if many (or if any) actually sold enough for the huge top tier prizes.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Yeah I remember the majority of prizes people got were shit like pencils. Of course they made it sound like we’re all gonna have huge sales to win the major prizes but it never happened. I’d love to know if many (or if any) actually sold enough for the huge top tier prizes.

Maybe a born salesman like Dan Mullen could get a pool of buyers by stomping pavement and hitting up every neighbor, or maybe a rich kid got his whole extended family to buy a bunch of shit. In the latter case though, just make the kid mow the lawn a few times and buy them the big prize, or something better. You have to sell thousands of dollars worth of shit just to get something that retails for like $100.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Maybe a born salesman like Dan Mullen could get a pool of buyers by stomping pavement and hitting up every neighbor, or maybe a rich kid got his whole extended family to buy a bunch of shit. In the latter case though, just make the kid mow the lawn a few times and buy them the big prize, or something better. You have to sell thousands of dollars worth of shit just to get something that retails for like $100.

Yeah I don’t remember anyone earning the good prizes for the reasons stated - even the rich would just buy the kid the top prize (might have been a Super Nintendo or PlayStation 1 when I was a kid) and not deal with buying the bullshit.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

WWAWD Joe Corbi’s pizza? It was probably garbage but I loved those things as a kid. I didn’t give a shit about selling them but I always made my parents buy a few for us.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Disgusting paedo.

Hey, Hildy, try and defend this cunt.

He never acte- oh he took photos of kids openly.

But he never had sex with any ki- oh he went to Thailand.

He doesn't have a conviction in the US for it!!!
- Hildy, probably

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Maybe a born salesman like Dan Mullen could get a pool of buyers by stomping pavement and hitting up every neighbor, or maybe a rich kid got his whole extended family to buy a bunch of shit. In the latter case though, just make the kid mow the lawn a few times and buy them the big prize, or something better. You have to sell thousands of dollars worth of shit just to get something that retails for like $100.

Chucky Cheese had some premo Top Tier prizes
Child

 

[TorqueWheeler]

How does he never learn? Cries on a regular basis about being accused of being inappropriate with kids and then tweets shit that immediately makes you think of him salivating at the prospect of a 7 year old showing up at his front door. What a fucking creep.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

He never acte- oh he took photos of kids openly.

But he never had sex with any ki- oh he went to Thailand.

He doesn't have a conviction in the US for it!!!
- Hildy, probably

The beauty with Hildy is, even if Paul did have a conviction for molesting kids, Hildy could still think of a hypothetical that would excuse him for it and if that didn't work he can still just claim calling Pat a fat cunt on the internet is worse. Even Pat has to be embarrassed by some of the excuses Hildy has offered in the past, or at least he would be if he was capable of feeling shame.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

I heard on the internets that Princejvstin got kicked out of the boy scouts for eating a brownie...