The predator at hamline terrace apartments

[captain_kamala]

 

[CuntFucker .]

They shouldn't have kids do bullshit charity. Everybody pretending it's not a waste of time can't be good for their development.

 

[Professor Rape]

I thought it was an impostor account at first. Creepy little fuck.

 

[captain_kamala]

I thought it was an impostor account at first. Creepy little fuck.

No parody could ever come close to being as creepy as the authentic princejvstin.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

My school used to make us go door to door selling candy bars in the neighborhoods we lived in. My dad would buy the whole box and eat them all. Can you imagine kids doing that today? We used to sell christmas ornaments too and you had to actually go in their house to show them the stuff. I wonder where all the candy bar money went.

 

[UnPRePared]

Disgusting paedo.

Hey, Hildy, try and defend this cunt.

 

[Hudson]

mmmmm. I need some "cookies".

I swear he goes out of his way to embrace his creepy reputation.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

And the mom's, like, "We can ship them!" because she doesn't want to give Paul the option for in-person Girl Dropoff.

Also, I didn't know Scouts could donate the proceeds anywhere other than to the Girl Scouts of the USA. My girls' cookie sale money went directly back into the org and the local troop.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

And the mom's, like, "We can ship them!" because she doesn't want to give Paul the option for in-person Girl Dropoff.

They probably live in the same apartment complex.

 

[captain_kamala]

He's having the time of his life dancing on Neil gaiman's grave right now. Zero self awareness

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

That "mmmm" was absolutely unsavory.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My school used to make us go door to door selling candy bars in the neighborhoods we lived in. My dad would buy the whole box and eat them all. Can you imagine kids doing that today? We used to sell christmas ornaments too and you had to actually go in their house to show them the stuff. I wonder where all the candy bar money went.

My school did that shit too despite the fact that a bunch of kids including me were rural and all the neighbours were a good bike ride away and all had like half mile long driveways. You'd do all that to have not a single person buy a fucking chocolate bar because one of the other kids in the area had their faggot parents drive them around and hit all the FUCKING houses right after school. SOME OF US had fucking chores to do and SOME OF US didn't enjoy the soul crushing rejection that comes with being a loser door to door salesman at 10 years old. We also did cheese orders I think.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I wonder what would happen if Paul just tried to not be creepy. My Paul Freddy Krueger bit is exaggerated, but I literally did have a nightmare that this motherfucker tried to molest me and it actually scared the fuck out of me. And true to life, he was too pathetic to successfully molest me and when I was running away I could hear him doing this creepy high pitched wailing cry. It was genuinely unsettling.

 

[Steve Ramone]

He can't help himself.

 

[PogromStallone]

I wonder what would happen if Paul just tried to not be creepy. My Paul Freddy Krueger bit is exaggerated, but I literally did have a nightmare that this motherfucker tried to molest me and it actually scared the fuck out of me. And true to life, he was too pathetic to successfully molest me and when I was running away I could hear him doing this creepy high pitched wailing cry. It was genuinely unsettling.

The gif above your post is literally him not trying to be creepy. It did not work.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

"Hey sweetie, let's play a game where you put the Trefoil in my mouth for me"

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

Just by virtue of what Paul's disclosed online about the type of porn he consumes and that he fornicated with a fatty in public, he should not be around children. He also gets his cornhole popped by dominatrixes - and he shared that publicly too.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

"Hey sweetie, let's play a game where you put the Trefoil in my mouth for me"

I don't care for this.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

My school used to make us go door to door selling candy bars in the neighborhoods we lived in. My dad would buy the whole box and eat them all. Can you imagine kids doing that today? We used to sell christmas ornaments too and you had to actually go in their house to show them the stuff. I wonder where all the candy bar money went.

Not back to the school, that's for sure.