The Porsalin Pat documentary is going to suck

[The Talking Dead]

Proof..



If you can get through the first 5 minutes of this cringey garbage, you're a better person than I.

 

[BUBBLER]

What documentaries have you made, character?

 

[guest]

It's going to make piggy fucking broooooooood and give this place a ton of new content. Then there's all the seething by radicalized pests who want Porsalin to call for Rick's head. It's gonna be good

 

[fusciasomething]

If he spent more than a year on this and gets everything wrong that will be funny in itself

 

[Cuphead]

Not watching that

 

[Meownaw]

Not watching that

Maybe this is up your alley instead.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Why does Porsalin rape kids?

 

[HH Brother]

Why does Porsalin rape kids?

Because it's legal in Britain, and if he doesn't, some rag head is going to fuck them anyway, brother.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Maybe this is up your alley instead.
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Ewwww

 

[guest]

Maybe this is up your alley instead.
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[PARODY]

Yechh

 

[guest]

I thought it was entertaining. Certainly his audience will enjoy it. His entire YT channel of 60,000+ subscribers has been on hold for an entire year while he made it. He said he's in the 3rd hour. The fact that he is able to pull this off is a monumental achievement and will bring many new people into the Fatrick fold.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

It might suck, and it'll be a shame if Porsalin relies too heavily on the Kiwifags' "facts"; but it'll bring more eyes on Pig which he'll hate. Hopefully we have ringleader and noted sink haver Daniel Mullen to set the story straight on Fatman Pat not changing his number.

I want the documentary to go in depth on the beginnings of Pig's descent into fatness after getting cucked by PCJ (the only hero in this shameful sordid tale). Oh boy, I'm getting second-hand embarassment just thinking about it, funsters!

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I can’t wait for it, regardless. I’m also a faggot because I think the Rogan documentary was pretty funny

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

His bert one was slept on y'all

 

[guest]

I thought it was entertaining. Certainly his audience will enjoy it. His entire YT channel of 60,000+ subscribers has been on hold for an entire year while he made it. He said he's in the 3rd hour. The fact that he is able to pull this off is a monumental achievement and will bring many new people into the Fatrick fold.

I remember faggots saying this when Kiwifarms thread got popular.
Still the only hilarious things come from this forum tho.

 

[Steve Ramone]

I'll be open minded. I go deep with the poraslin, who doesn't absolutely howl at 100% Italian?

 

[guest]

I'll be open minded. I go deep with the poraslin, who doesn't absolutely howl at 100% Italian?

He did the josh call right? If so then yeah he is funny. Help me josh...

 

[SpaceEdge]

As long as apostlegate isnt wrong I'm fine with stuff like Jon being his best friend being confused because of the unrealistic and fat narrator who told that story in the first place

He should interview Josh moon and ask about his dick not working. Has he been able to start a family?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

As long as apostlegate isnt wrong I'm fine with stuff like Jon being his best friend being confused because of the unrealistic and fat narrator who told that story in the first place

He should interview Josh moon and ask about his dick not working. Has he been able to start a family?

Patrick is from Minnesota and he was a comic on Opie and Anthony don'tchaknow?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Not watching that

Me either, I already know what happened. I'm here for the Pat reaction