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The Pope Is Dead

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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He murdered that faggot loving pussy of a Pope.

Based.
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nasty twp

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At least he got to see his team win one more World Cup with Messi.

Before his career as a man of the cloth, he used to work as a bouncer, and has admitted to sleeping around prolifically back then. It's mad to think the fucking Pope has had as much sex as a typical drunk bar fly slut. Must be crazy to realise a random bloke you fucked in Buenos Aires c.1970 something becomes the head of the global Catholic See.



JD “The Grim Reaper” Vance

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His Former Eminence smelled JD’s rancid pussy. And then DIED.

The embalming process starts pretty much immediately with popes, so he'll be more formalin than human three days hence. Though in light of the current time of year, ought we wait three days before jumping to any conclusions?





One of Frankie’s final papal addresses this month was all about freedom of belief, and about migrants. Bet his Orangeness loved that.

Central Europe shall melt down if there’s an African-origin pope. On the other hand, there’s not a Catholic majority in any Eastern or Northern European country besides Lithuania. And one imagines Eastern Europe is rather too beleaguered and preoccupied by Ruskies to care at the moment.

And conversely an American pope gives nothing, not like there's going to be a concomitant explosion of Catholics in the US. No, other "markets" are much more important. Plus, the Italian cardinals would surely quash any such foolishness.
 
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