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The plot fattens...

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But why would Dan have any contact with that person? Unless..?
In fairness Dan is the chief celebrity, media outlet, and RINGLEADER around these parts so he was acting in those roles at that time. He may not be the hero we want, but he's the zero we got lol. In reality he just didn't think that through and likely didn't think the guy was even real.
 

BUBBLER

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In fairness Dan is the chief celebrity, media outlet, and RINGLEADER around these parts so he was acting in those roles at that time. He may not be the hero we want, but he's the zero we got lol. In reality he just didn't think that through and likely didn't think the guy was even real.
I thought you wrote celebrity chef


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Dan won't go ahead with it because he's a faggot and a pussy. He blows and steps on every bit he finds out about, always has. He's literally cancelled other chair pick-ups before several times (per @RickiLeaks). Dan isn't just going to ignore this guy, he's going to call him back and explain that it wasn't him who scheduled this FRAUDULENT pick-up and he's a good little sissy boy faggot who just wants to talk about slob livestreamers to himself in a dark room and doesn't want heckin' LOLcow Patrick pooptouched by having any bits go through messing with him.

This post is just more famewhoring from this attention-starved flabby doughheaded midget. He's bluffing to try and get asspats, much like he does with the hundred times he's teased he's imminently suing Rick and making ominous posts saying he's "talking with lawyers, big drop on Pat coming soon, he's gonna need that AirBnB $$" etc. Not even Patrick believes him anymore and sees through his faggotry.

Final Verdict:

FAGGOT
Man, I really don't wanna know how the sausage is made
 
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