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The lack of self-awareness from this sedentary failure is really something to marvel at. How about you get off the couch and get a job before issuing orders to your intellectual betters, Fat Ball.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Unemployed daughter-abandoner barking orders at the rest of humanity from his tattered couch that smells like meatloaf farts. What a buffoon.
This is ironic given that his own online running coach, his unrequited heartthrob Carol Maxheinie, holds active patents on two fuel system enhancements used by Virgin Galactic. So in a way, Patso, someone in your life did “get off their asses” and help humanity’s move forward…it just wasn’t you, was it Tubbs?
It must put sand in his microdick when he realizes his ol’ pal Carol is a material contributor to space exploration and the 22nd century, whereas Fat Pat will be a long-dead and forgotten loser with no legacy in eighty years. My company will still be around, probably in some merged or acquired state but definitely extant somewhere, working on the efficient transfer and storage of clean energy IN SPACE. It must really hurt him to know one of the players in his chosen field (in which he does not contribute) knows what a chode and a loser he is.
It must put sand in his microdick when he realizes his ol’ pal Carol is a material contributor to space exploration and the 22nd century, whereas Fat Pat will be a long-dead and forgotten loser with no legacy in eighty years. My company will still be around, probably in some merged or acquired state but definitely extant somewhere, working on the efficient transfer and storage of clean energy IN SPACE. It must really hurt him to know one of the players in his chosen field (in which he does not contribute) knows what a chode and a loser he is.
I like the part where you called him a chode and a loser
Pat is after all contributing in his own way by beginning construction work on a model starship which is due to be completed around the same time of the next moon landing. It’s not that difficult is it boffins?
I love you.
Fun fact: landing on the moon is also rated at Skill Level 2.
This guy REALLY wants to get away from his daughter huh?
Space talk Pat gets real faggy real fast. Observe the least cooperative person on the internet telling others to put aside their differences and work together. To infinity and beyond, child!
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Pessimist has a double S, you fucking uneducated flyover hick. Professional author, ladies and gentlemen.Space talk Pat gets real faggy real fast. Observe the least cooperative person on the internet telling others to put aside their differences and work together. To infinity and beyond, child!
Get off your asses and get us beyond the final frontier at any cost! Not you though, Elon Musk. You’re a nazi.
These types always act like other people are stopping progress. Not rioters, burning buildings and gang beating people, not Jamal having eight kids with different mothers and sucker punching people for fun (pure aggressive instinct?) and certainly not Pat, laying on the couch farting and being a bar pterodactyl. No, the problem is only the white working class who are anxious and don't want to be preyed on in the communities their great-grandparents built and enjoyed peace in.
Fatrick describes himself as:
Creative...but puts out derivative pulp
Writer...but can't write
Runner...who doesn't run
Firebrand...who pusses out at a challenge
Creative...but puts out derivative pulp
Writer...but can't write
Runner...who doesn't run
Firebrand...who pusses out at a challenge
You forgot comedian and actual tough guy
Conservative...who advocates for every boilerplate liberal position.
Father...who wants nothing to do with his child.
"we all need to work together.. except with republicans--theyre all nazis"
-some fat guy on twitter
-some fat guy on twitter
