You are super sensitive to crappy bits
Or maybe you take The DMAN's jocularity deadly seriously because you're a dumb woman with no context clues who wouldn't know when someone is joking if they literally told her they were joking.
Plus, even if The DMAN was being totally serious -- His comments are amusing. You're just boring the shit out of everyone saying "Wow! The DMAN is so mad!!!" When he really isn't mad, but even if he was, at least that would be funny. You're just a part of the peanut gallery trying to make comments without actually adding any funny yourself.
Where is your contribution other than commenting on what other posters have said?