The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[SmellenShoehorn]

Yes, clearly they had already interacted and he was expecting this call. I look forward to seeing the setup.

There's no way he would have answered the phone like Jake from State Farm if he wasn't fully expecting that call.

It's exactly the kind of greeting that a fat weirdo would think is how sophisticated intellectuals answer their phones.

 

[Bigsmooth]

2.3 thousand views haha

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

"They think cruelty is the funniest thing in the world - they have no sense of humor."

 

[TokenX]

2.3 thousand views haha

Not once has he asked himself why this has happened to him beyond "It's because I said I don't like Norm."

 

[guest]

He admitted it was because nothing else was working, and admitted that the lawsuit isn’t working either.

He never actually tried anything else. He never changed his number. He never tried deactivating his socials except for when he was banned. He never tried simply ignoring the trolls even though multiple people told him to. I remember that one guy on Twitter a while back telling him to just ignore things or else it was going to get worse. He never listened. I'm sure his lawyers have told him not to respond or talk about this to anyone but again he didn't listen. He thinks he knows more than everyone else and he's always right. Even when he's obviously wrong.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

he's $100K+ in the hole with nothing to show for it.

I don't know. He has a kiwifarms thread, an encyclopedia dramatica post, 1 of 5 interviews so far, and search resuls that aren't flattering. If he isn't happy with the services he was provided he can always sue. He's had a team of hundreds of people working all over the world to provide him SEO services and better exposure than his wife ever could. He could be a little more grateful.

 

[NoBacon]

I don't know. He has a kiwifarms thread, an encyclopedia dramatica post, 1 of 5 interviews so far, and search resuls that aren't flattering. If he isn't happy with the services he was provided he can always sue. He's had a team of hundreds of people working all over the world to provide him SEO services and better exposure than his wife ever could. He could be a little more grateful.

he also probably had a hand in the murder of Bernell Trammel. rest his soul. RIP in peace Bernell.

 

[Mikekeke]

Is there a way to get the body cam footage of all the times he got 'swatted' through Freedom of Information Act or something? I think it would be great to see Pat's reality and actual reality, maybe even have Pat speaking as a voice over while the footage plays.

I would bet the reality is that the second he saw the cops at the door he started shrieking and put his hands over his breasts and Niki had to calm him down.

You were about to punch them in the throat indeed, Pat.

 

[PogromStallone]

Quasi is a good guy.

 

[potatopeeler63]

O N A PARTY ROCK!!!!



"FOR A WHILE THEY WERE THE MOST HATED AND FEARED SUBREDDIT ON THE 5TH LARGEST POPULAR WEBSITE ON THE WORLD!"


WE'RE STILL HILARIOUS!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Maybe in the next life, Piggle Tits, try not abandoning your daughter. Try not advocating beating conservative women. Try not being an inhumane, reprehensible piece of shit towards people simply for having a difference of opinion with you. Try not calling anti-pedophilia protestors "Nazis". Try not spinning such blatant, egregious lies. Try accepting your body shape, and dressing accordingly. Try humility in your interactions. Try viewing women as people, and not subhumans who should immediately surrender to your sexual demands. Try not dedicating your life to social media. Try not letting your political ideology become your identity. Just try. Just try being a halfway decent person, and maybe this won't happen to you again.

Because you AREN'T a good person, Rick. There's nothing likable or redeemable about you.

But it's not too late. Look at @Martin, and his unbelievable face turn. We all know that you all ready have an account here... go ahead and start shitposting with us. Yeah, you'll eat a lot of shit at first. @Martin did as well. But c'mon... you're here all the time anyway. Give it a shot.

Also, it was surreal to hear him actually say Quasi's name. I'd pay for premium content of him simply reading usernames and select postings here.

 

[UnwarrantedArrogance2]

He never actually tried anything else. He never changed his number. He never tried deactivating his socials except for when he was banned. He never tried simply ignoring the trolls even though multiple people told him to. I remember that one guy on Twitter a while back telling him to just ignore things or else it was going to get worse. He never listened. I'm sure his lawyers have told him not to respond or talk about this to anyone but again he didn't listen. He thinks he knows more than everyone else and he's always right. Even when he's obviously wrong.

https://archive.md/VWvQI#selection-5721.0-5721.106 he’s an ass

 

[guest]

Is there a way to get the body cam footage of all the times he got 'swatted' through Freedom of Information Act or something? I think it would be great to see Pat's reality and actual reality, maybe even have Pat speaking as a voice over while the footage plays.

I would bet the reality is that the second he saw the cops at the door he started shrieking and put his hands over his breasts and Niki had to calm him down.

You were about to punch them in the throat indeed, Pat.

No, because it never happened

 

[AntSucks]

Is there a way to get the body cam footage of all the times he got 'swatted' through Freedom of Information Act or something? I think it would be great to see Pat's reality and actual reality, maybe even have Pat speaking as a voice over while the footage plays.

I would bet the reality is that the second he saw the cops at the door he started shrieking and put his hands over his breasts and Niki had to calm him down.

You were about to punch them in the throat indeed, Pat.

Yes, under Wisconsin law they retain it for 120 days (which is now long past) except in the case of an ongoing investigation(which ChubbyCheeks claims is active). If someone makes a FOIA request then it will reveal once and for all if an investigation happened or not.

 

[guest]

Yes, under Wisconsin law they retain it for 120 days (which is now long past) except in the case of an ongoing investigation(which ChubbyCheeks claims is active). If someone makes a FOIA request then it will reveal once and for all if an investigation happened or not.

I filed an open records request within the 120 day period and still haven't heard back.

 

[NoBacon]

I used to mean mug the mirror every day to psyche myself up. You talkin’ to me? There ain’t anybody else here so you must be talking to me! I am part of the most feared subreddit on all of reddit. Watch your mouth!

it gave me the energy to get through my day at the KKK factory with my ayran brothermen.

Patrick took that from me, and it will cost him everything. This is my fatwa now.
Allāhu Akbar! Allāhu Akbar!
𝄆 Allāhu Akbar fawqa pork chop Patrick kaydi l-muʿtadī
Allāhu li-l-maẓlūmi xayru muʾaydi 𝄇

 

[AntSucks]

This is the gift that just keeps giving, I just thought of something else. Pat has been fatly learning Spanish and condescending to people for about a year now but couldn't spot an obviously fake Spanish name.

 

[Turk February]

can I steal this?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

can I steal this?

See? We have people of color on our forums too, Fatso.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Is there a way to get the body cam footage of all the times he got 'swatted' through Freedom of Information Act or something? I think it would be great to see Pat's reality and actual reality, maybe even have Pat speaking as a voice over while the footage plays.

I would bet the reality is that the second he saw the cops at the door he started shrieking and put his hands over his breasts and Niki had to calm him down.

You were about to punch them in the throat indeed, Pat.

It would be like that scene in True Detective when Hart and Cohle are describing an intense shootout but you're seeing what really happened and they just sneak up to the trailer.