The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I'm about 10 minutes in and Pat reminded me of the Imposter Child Saga... how could I have forgotten?

Every time there's a lull around here, something like this happens. Every time. It's fascinating how Fat manages to embarrass himself more and more with each one. Fat-scinating.

 

[Phish]

@MySexJunkSmells this one goes out to you brothaman

 

[guest]

I would like to state for the record that I do not want Patrick to kill himself or die. I genuinely want to see him change his life and become a good person. I think he would probably rather kill himself than spend 5 minutes on a real personal inventory though.

I said that earlier. It's the only way he can "win" at this point. I'm not in the greatest of shape, but I'm not a fat obese porker like him either. If I had a number of people calling me "fat" every day then a) I'd probably agree with them and b) if it persisted every day I'd make damn sure I did something about it.

Rick, seriously, it's not too late. Deactivate your socials. Change your phone number. Hit the gym (not the fucking steam room, the weights) and eat a sensible diet. Stop drinking. Limit Hooligans to 1 day/week (you can have a few beers and one shitty meal per week). Find some writing classes in Milwaukee or even online and start taking them. Stop watching porn and jerking off, start fucking Niki the way she wants to be fucked. Get a job. Start taking MMA or something. Actually work on your craft instead of firing down beers and trying to write, it shows. If any of the atalkers manage to get your new number or some way to contact you, ignore them. Just ignore them. If you're doing all of this, you'll be busy anyway and you won't really care or have time to spend with them. This is important. You need to be busy.

Do this for a year. Then, if you want to, get back on your socials. I think you'll find you don't really care that much about them anymore since you'll actually have things going on in your real life that are more meaningful and interesting. Nobody will be able to call you fat since you won't be. You'll be a better person. If all that happens, I'd be willing to bet the atalkers will just leave you alone. Unless you're still shitty to people, but again I think if you become a better person you won't be such a bitter asshole. Good luck.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

I'm about 10 minutes in and Pat reminded me of the Imposter Child Saga... how could I have forgotten?

Every time there's a lull around here, something like this happens. Every time. It's fascinating how Fat manages to embarrass himself more and more with each one. Fat-scinating.

Joe Cumia part 2

 

[TokenX]

I said that earlier. It's the only way he can "win" at this point. I'm not in the greatest of shape, but I'm not a fat obese porker like him either. If I had a number of people calling me "fat" every day then a) I'd probably agree with them and b) if it persisted every day I'd make damn sure I did something about it.

Rick, seriously, it's not too late. Deactivate your socials. Change your phone number. Hit the gym (not the fucking steam room, the weights) and eat a sensible diet. Stop drinking. Limit Hooligans to 1 day/week (you can have a few beers and one shitty meal per week). Find some writing classes in Milwaukee or even online and start taking them. Stop watching porn and jerking off, start fucking Niki the way she wants to be fucked. Get a job. Start taking MMA or something. Actually work on your craft instead of firing down beers and trying to write, it shows. If any of the atalkers manage to get your new number or some way to contact you, ignore them. Just ignore them. If you're doing all of this, you'll be busy anyway and you won't really care or have time to spend with them. This is important. You need to be busy.

Do this for a year. Then, if you want to, get back on your socials. I think you'll find you don't really care that much about them anymore since you'll actually have things going on in your real life that are more meaningful and interesting. Nobody will be able to call you fat since you won't be. You'll be a better person. If all that happens, I'd be willing to bet the atalkers will just leave you alone. Unless you're still shitty to people, but again I think if you become a better person you won't be such a bitter asshole. Good luck.

Great advice that I'll take.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

The lines he wrote for Niki in the fake police story about testosterone immediately made me think of this. Skip to 0:14.




Edit: lol he said "deposed" instead of "exposed." Nice author and pundit professions, stupid.

Edit edit: No one can force you to kill yourself, Pat. By definition, you have to do it. Not someone else.

38:44 "...a judge who doesn't know fucking dick about the internet..."

Is this real life? Or is it all a very strange and hilarious dream?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Pew-MAY-min and Merlin's Magical Shop are great, don't think I've seen Boogy Creek. Quest of the Delta Knights is another one I like, Time Chasers was the first episode I ever saw (I came into it pretty late in the run after it had moved to Sci-Fi Channel). Mitchell and Final Justice are both pretty good ones, and, as you already mentioned, Space Mutiny was a fucking riot. If you type "!mutiny" into the chat on the Twitch channel the automod comes back with one of David Ryder's names, which I think is infinitely amusing.

Love me some Joe Don Baker MST3Ks.

I think I've watched Mitchell 15 times and still have no fucking idea what Nastreda and Galano were up to.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

She does look like Jason Lee. And the whole Scientology thing.

 

[RobertMewler]

Love me some Joe Don Baker MST3Ks.

I think I've watched Mitchell 15 times and still have no fucking idea what Nastreda and Galano were up to.

My-my-my-my Mitchell (belch). Hands down my favorite MST3K. Word is Linda Evans is still gagging on mouthwash after those kissing scenes.

 

[guest]

Original video seems to be taken down. It had amassed at least 1.6 thousand views within 24 hours, not counting views duplicates and archives might have got.

Great idea suing the Internet, you fat faggot.

Still up. He did file a privacy complaint though so I had to blur out his cartoon face, black babies, and N word. Will be reviewed 48 hours after the complaint was filed (10:23AM CST this morning). Hoping it stays up, but if it doesn't, it's already been uploaded to a million other places.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Still up. He did file a privacy complaint though so I had to blur out his cartoon face, black babies, and N word. Will be reviewed 48 hours after the complaint was filed (10:23AM CST this morning). Hoping it stays up, but if it doesn't, it's already been uploaded to a million other places.

Didn't notice that, I also downloaded it yesterday before the edits had to be made. If there is enough demand for the unedited version then I'll upload it somewhere.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

My-my-my-my Mitchell (belch). Hands down my favorite MST3K. Word is Linda Evans is still gagging on mouthwash after those kissing scenes.

The scene where he's walking back home and everything reminds him of food still gets my ribs

"Big buttery moon in the sky, sidewalk kinda looks like ice cream if you squint at it"

 

[Will Tate]

My-my-my-my Mitchell (belch). Hands down my favorite MST3K. Word is Linda Evans is still gagging on mouthwash after those kissing scenes.

Fuckin Final Justice was even worse, Mitchell I guess you could still buy Joe Don Baker as an action star at the tail end of his run, but who the fuck thought he could still pull that shit off in 1985? I also loved the bit where Mike was in the escape pod thinking he'd get to go home after watching a JDB movie like Joel did.
Fuckin love JDB though, genuinely, he was great as Not Felix Leiter in the Brosnan Bond films.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Still up. He did file a privacy complaint though so I had to blur out his cartoon face, black babies, and N word. Will be reviewed 48 hours after the complaint was filed (10:23AM CST this morning). Hoping it stays up, but if it doesn't, it's already been uploaded to a million other places.

The blurred version went up when I was about halfway through and paused to post here... ribs

 

[MonsterSteve]

hahahahaha he said we need to be put to death

for calling him fat.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I will never make a disparaging remark about Indians again

 

[based and white pilled]

hahahahaha he said we need to be put to death

Pena knows.

-Damian

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Anyone else get the feeling that he isnt 100% truthful when he tells niki about what is going on with the case? Leaving out the details of how bad it looks and he might lose this whole thing. How much money they will both be on the hook for. How the trolls have humiliated him again and he was a gullible fool by leaking his own cases details. Im sure he tells here that he has it all under control. In reality he bet everything they have on a frivolous LOLsuit because people laughed at him on the internet.

I’ve suspected this for a while. We know he’s a pathological liar for the more frivolous reasons like Twitter likes. No way Niki knows exactly how fucked they are.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The blurred version went up when I was about halfway through and paused to post here... ribs

Decided to upload it, in case the pig gets it taken down completely.

Josiah Munoz Interviews Patrick S. Tomlinson Part 1.mp4 - BayFiles

bayfiles.com

It's around 130mb and is the version before the blurred edits had to be made.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Fuckin Final Justice was even worse, Mitchell I guess you could still buy Joe Don Baker as an action star at the tail end of his run, but who the fuck thought he could still pull that shit off in 1985? I also loved the bit where Mike was in the escape pod thinking he'd get to go home after watching a JDB movie like Joel did.
Fuckin love JDB though, genuinely, he was great as Not Felix Leiter in the Brosnan Bond films.

I wonder if they have beer on the sun...