The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[Imager]

Also, the part where he said that someone may be funding @quasi101 's $17k had my ribs going.

While he admitted it was a remote possibility, just to think that this guy's ego is so big that he thinks that several alt-right, neo-nazi freedom-loving first amendment groups care about the landmark Thomlinson vs. The Internet case is so fucking rib smashing to me that I lost 20 lbs laughing.

 

[guest]

Also, the part where he said that someone may be funding @quasi101 's $17k had my ribs going.

While he admitted it was a remote possibility, just to think that this guy's ego is so big that he thinks that several alt-right, neo-nazi freedom-loving first amendment groups care about the landmark Thomlinson vs. The Internet case is so fucking rib smashing to me that I lost 20 lbs laughing.

Its un fucking believable. I lost it when he started about the Biden Justice Department being too busy with Jan 6th stuff to look into it.

 

[Porkys]

Pat really thinks the cops would respond to house that has children getting turned into pepperoni with only two regular officers and a polite knock on the door.

They would show up with like 40+ deep and they would rip your door off the hinges with a chain and truck. SWAT and helicopters the whole block shut down...the works.

Exactly, no way MPD would risk another Jeffrey Dahmer fiasco. They were notoriously corrupt in the 70s and 80s, and after Dahmer story went national, plus the officer Lawrencia Bembenek expose, their reputation never fully recovered.

Back in those days the cops would be laughing on the dispatch radio calling him a pooh butt cuckold and his wife Nicholas, then aftwerwards go swimming or sledding on duty. MIght have even noted his weight problem in the police report.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

We still would, just not over the air or in a report.

Shit like that may land you on a Brady List.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

One thing I would love to have access to is his archive of everything. All the voicemails, texts, emails, and screenshots. I don't doubt he saved everything and it would be amazing to see.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Gotta be honest witchca, in The 3 years of the Patrick saga, I’ve never been that interested. That all changed with this interview. What a delusional pig titted fuck.

Would you say that we're spreading the virus?

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

Would you say that we're spreading the virus?

I’m buying all of you this shirt.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

With this all he had gone dark on twitter again. I'm guessing he is seeking out his lawyers, who will literally be pissed if it was real interview. The pig is his own worst enemy. Rick Tomlinson is destroying Patrick Tomlinson.

 

[HotDogJoe]

The fact that there's multiple parts of this yet to come makes me so happy. I feel like a kid on Christmas morning; Or Patrick at a buffet.

 

[Will Tate]

The fact that there's multiple parts of this yet to come makes me so happy. I feel like a kid on Christmas morning; Or Patrick at a buffet.

I can't imagine what comes next. Did Pat do multiple interviews with multiple "interviewers" and hey were ALL brotherman catfishing him? Is Pat sitting there thinking, "Fuck, I talked to that person, and that person, were they alt-right Nazi cyberatalkers, too?!"

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I can't imagine what comes next. Did Pat do multiple interviews with multiple "interviewers" and hey were ALL brotherman catfishing him? Is Pat sitting there thinking, "Fuck, I talked to that person, and that person, were they alt-right Nazi cyberatalkers, too?!"

Pat's hoping the interview he conducted last month with Walter Cronkite will set the record straight.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I can't imagine what comes next. Did Pat do multiple interviews with multiple "interviewers" and hey were ALL brotherman catfishing him?

I believe the term is "fatfishing", sir.

 

[peckafacce]

I’m buying all of you this shirt..View attachment 6017

Is it embarrassing if I that shirt buried in a drawer somewhere?

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I can't imagine what comes next. Did Pat do multiple interviews with multiple "interviewers" and hey were ALL brotherman catfishing him? Is Pat sitting there thinking, "Fuck, I talked to that person, and that person, were they alt-right Nazi cyberatalkers, too?!"

BRRRRinTon! I demand that you file motions to make YouTube only allow uploads if I approve them!

 

[guest]

One thing I would love to have access to is his archive of everything. All the voicemails, texts, emails, and screenshots. I don't doubt he saved everything and it would be amazing to see.

That would be amazing. Ya never know...

 

[guest]

I believe the term is "fatfishing", sir.

I prefer "Patfisting."

 

[guest]

I think the real swatting story is something more like this.

Someone saw info about Pat and nigger babies and called the police.

They probably do a routine check and knock at the door, suspicious, MAYBE a little assertive.

Pat just loses his mind immediately and starts swearing and yelling about cyberterrorists and nazis. How could the police NOT know about his situation?? Police go from assertive to aggressive in their tone. Nikki steps in because baby boy was too worked up.

 

[Chive Turkey]

This is fucking great. So many good lines. An underrated rib buster is his claim that we use STOLEN email adresses and phone numbers to hide our identities.

I'm just imagining some kindly old lady in Omaha, waking up one morning to discover to her shock that some cyberrascal hijacked her email [email protected].

 

[guest]

One thing I would love to have access to is his archive of everything. All the voicemails, texts, emails, and screenshots. I don't doubt he saved everything and it would be amazing to see.

No doubt he has everything, believing each text is another count.

 

[AntSucks]

This has been a great day