The Patrick Tomlinson Interviews Part1

[Random username]

Ha ha ha. You mothetfuckers are the best.
How that final punch coming there faggot?

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Holy shit this is something Chris Chan would fall for. We truly have been dealing with an autistic retard this whole time

 

[Random username]

Holy shit this is something Chris Chan would fall for. We truly have been dealing with an autistic retard this whole time

Pat is the new Chris chan.
Chris chins?

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Me in the shower this morning after realizing this has actually happened.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Meme magic is fucking real. What an absolute rib-smasher. Truly your magnum opus

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

Just listened to the whole thing. He truly believes his own delusions.

• This is happening to him because the Reddit sub got closed down
• We were infamous on Reddit and everyone was scared of us
• Everyone here is straight, white, male, and of course, nazi
• We randomly harrassed dozens of people before him, but he was the only one brave and strong enough to stand up against us.
• There are no successful people here, everyone is a psychotic incel who just wants death and destruction
• He did nothing wrong and would do everything exactly the same again
• He will not rest until our criminal gang of cyberstlakers is in jail

Surprisingly, he is aware that the lawsuit is going to, most likely, get quashed, and that he's going to owe Quasi 17+K.

Is this what Rick meant with "bigger than Netflix"? Because it certainly is funnier than anything on Netflix. And there are 4 more parts!?!!?? Holy shit.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I don’t mean no disrespect but Pat has officially made me laugh more than Norm Macdonald.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat really thinks the cops would respond to house that has children getting turned into pepperoni with only two regular officers and a polite knock on the door.

They would show up with like 40+ deep and they would rip your door off the hinges with a chain and truck. SWAT and helicopters the whole block shut down...the works.

 

[fusciasomething]

dis Patch. His speech is so bizarre.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The totally real reporter has a hard time holding in his laughter. I'm speechless, this deserves an Oscar.

The stifled but obvious chuckles early on while Pat is detailing his piss toothed wife and niggerroni are definitely a low-key highlight.

 

[StealthyFag]

When is somebody going to point out that he wasn't swatted?

If two cops show up on your door, and not a SWAT team, you have not been swatted.

Also, he keeps mentioning they had their hands on their pistol. I could be wrong, but that sounds pretty standard to me? It's not like they unholstered them or pointed them at him. He even said he got belligerent with them so he couldn't have been that scared

 

[Random username]

I hope that faggot user that was talking about killing himself not long ago hung out long enough to listen to this interview. Ha ha holeee shiiiittt

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Whoever said "it's been slow around here" should be blown too for willing this into existence.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

 

[sShenaniganz]

Richard and all of these other lolcows can't seem to fathom that their "cyberstlakers" are really just regular, well-adjusted people with careers and families and that it's their own deplorable behavior that is the cause for these rascally shenanigans.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

hahahahaha he said we need to be put to death

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Sweet Jesus this is insane. He's almost in tears while he launches full-speed into his insane ranting at the beginning. You're an impossible fat faggot, Rick.

No matter what though, the possibility that several of us actually have money and success and still just think he's a fat faggot who deserves to be miserable will never leak out of his slit-lips.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

"Hello, this is Patrick. How can I help you?"

What a retard.

 

[guest]

The stifled but obvious chuckles early on while Pat is detailing his piss toothed wife and niggerroni are definitely a low-key highlight.

I could've sworn I heard a muffled yelp of laughter when Fat was clumsily hinting at his senatorial connections in California.

 

[FezFuckedBabyLove]

holy fuck. we won. its over. Thomas Apostle fucking defeated the pig

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hey pat the internet is laughing at you. this hasnt been only posted here. Its in at least 4 other sites. All laughing at you. You are being exposed as the fat phony liar you really are.