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🎥The Patrick Tomlinson Iceberg

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Dear Diary,

Today I got to kiss a dead 6 year old!
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Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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He's entirely repulsive, but scrolling down to see these filthy no-color Chucks really makes my skin crawl. Sneaky shoes for quietly creeping through daycare centers and McDonald's Play Places. I know it's wrong to petition God to smite people, but surely Paul is an acceptable exception?
A Tiny Paul bit a'la the Tiny Elvis sketch from SNL would be pfg. Lil mug crawling around in girl's hampers and shizznit
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The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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god damn it just say you stitched up a bad gash (nikkis nickname) with a spare sewing kit. He's so bad at lying... FUCK!

That's the thing about Rick's lies though - I wouldn't even believe that version of it. I don't believe he sewed up anything or even that he worked as a lifeguard. His entire life is just lies and delusions, stlaker.
 
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