The only trial thread that counts. State of Texas v Michael Miller and Johnnie Miller.

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Just like that other dumb white couple recently shot and killed over a snow dispute...

that video was fucking insane. I think I had to watch it twice

 

[Consensual Rapist]

This is why I’ll never goto Texas.

 

[fenrir]

This is why I’ll never goto Texas.

Good.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

No, child. We wear ties for church.

Clip ons with short sleeve button downs from Walmart. Country bumpkin ass niggas.

 

[Titsucks]

You really can't get more cowtown than Abilene. It's one of the bigger cities in West Texas but that's not saying much:

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This is five miles from my ranch near Alpine TX. Abilene is at least 300 miles from where this was taken

 

[fenrir]

This is five miles from my ranch near Alpine TX. Abilene is at least 300 miles from where this was taken

I know. It's in Marathon, far far West Texas. It was a joke.

 

[RobertMewler]

https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/reporternews/name/aaron-howard-obituary?pid=190145135

ohhh nooooo

Pat should have given Mr. Howard the MyPillow promo code so he could get a heavenly night's sleep!

 

[Consensual Rapist]

Good.

Now I’m going to go there.

 

[fenrir]

Now I’m going to go there.

I'll be waiting for you, Bubba. You bring the beer; I'll bring the pain: