The one where George wants to bang Elaine (S3, Ep9)

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Throw this thread out!

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I read this as the One where george wanted to Hang Elaine. was wondering if he and george found out she had a black grandfather

 

[guest]

I read this as the One where george wanted to Hang Elaine. was wondering if he and george found out she had a black grandfather

Throw her out! Throw her out! She can act! She can act!

Not to mention being a quality piece of ass [MEDIA=pinterest]81743769839068932[/MEDIA]

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Throw her out! Throw her out! She can act! She can act!

Not to mention being a quality piece of ass

she's actually a pretty funny jewess. Veep was basically her being a fictional hillary clinton. and the new adventures of old christine was funny. even my boomer uncle enjoyed it

 

[Meownaw]

she's actually a pretty funny jewess. Veep was basically her being a fictional hillary clinton. and the new adventures of old christine was funny. even my boomer uncle enjoyed it

Thank God Veep ended when it did or it would be 100% Trump shit.

 

[Not bad]

Where we at with Jerry and George fucking like 50 models during the course of the show? Horsefaced Jew and a balding little meatball putting up numbers.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Where we at with Jerry and George fucking like 50 models during the course of the show? Horsefaced Jew and a balding little meatball putting up numbers.

Kramer didn't get nearly enough pussy, come to think of it.

 

[Meownaw]

Kramer didn't get nearly enough pussy, come to think of it.

He got it all off camera. It was implied many times that he would get even more than George.

 

[Not bad]

Remember when Kramer found out Jerry's a kike?

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

Your link is gay and faggot (That’s an Iron Sheik reference, Mr. Mullen) Seriously, dude it’s straight malware. You smell great btw.

Tell me you don't know what an ad-blocker is without telling me.....

 

[WhereWeAt]

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this is a better link

damn, does this start with some really bad stand-up comedy from Seinfeld. What's fascinating is his confidence in his horrible joke, i'd love to see that "material" worked in a new york comedy club, or any comedy club for that matter

it's weird how he didn't wanna burn his good stand up on the show, or maybe this was some of his a list stuff

wwawd jerry being not funny?

then we are supposed to believe jerry gets pussy without being a jew who wields his power of the industry, hilarious

He had to have a quick intro routine for over 100 episodes. What, like 15 seconds? I'm sure it usually wasn't his material and not anybody's A game. It was designed to fit into those time constraints and have some loose connection to the episode.

 

[Bumley]

This was pre internet too, things didn’t have 5 layers of irony on top of 3 layers of cringe and cynicism like they do now.
He was just a comic you saw at a comedy show. Forgettable but enjoyable for the average blue collar L.I.E commuter

That's what's wrong with comedy in all forms now. Too much irony and self-awareness. Hey look! Everyone's in on the joke! Right, gang?

 

[guest]

I watch Seinfeld like Nana. Its a good 20 minutes to turn off my brain, plus I like the nostalgia of a better time. New York actually has normal white people in it, no satanic cell phones/internet, people who are actually real friends, just showing up at each others places. Before 90% of the population was pure faggot.

 

[Meownaw]

I watch Seinfeld like Nana. Its a good 20 minutes to turn off my brain, plus I like the nostalgia of a better time. New York actually has normal white people in it, no satanic cell phones/internet, people who are actually real friends, just showing up at each others places. Before 90% of the population was pure faggot.

You forgot to mention it's still hilarious. I'm all in with da Seinfeld tbphwc.

 

[Not bad]

I watch Seinfeld like Nana. Its a good 20 minutes to turn off my brain, plus I like the nostalgia of a better time. New York actually has normal white people in it, no satanic cell phones/internet, people who are actually real friends, just showing up at each others places. Before 90% of the population was pure faggot.

The only time I've laughed at Seinfeld is when George pretends to be well-read to impress his girlfriend and says "He can be pedantic! He can be pedantic!" when she mentions some author can be pedantic. In spite of that, I've watched almost every episode. It's just relaxing.

 

[guest]

That's what's wrong with comedy in all forms now. Too much irony and self-awareness. Hey look! Everyone's in on the joke! Right, gang?

You’re a wise faggot.