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To bad their schedules clashed
What's great is the old fool honestly believes he had a chance.
Her loss! She'll never know the joys of cruising the Joseph lane or free appetizers from TGI Fridays.
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You know looking at a photo like this makes me wonder what I’d think if this cow brained asshat ever sat next to me in a bar and started talking to me.
He’d grin like a moron after downing a few Jamesons while going on about old music he kind of remembers and half understood politics.
I’d walk away thinking, huh what an inoffensive deluded old cat lady man and think nothing of it.
I heard the eldest daughter received a free ipad recently, with a copy of Nosferatu pre-loaded.
In other news, Missy Muscles is now on OnlyFans - and not because the Count wasted all his Benjamin's on the Compound Crypt, sold at a substantial loss.
Joe is shaped like the 
emoji with tatted stick arms
emoji with tatted stick armsFree appetizers? Let's be serious a minute, appetizers are for closers, not losers.
How long was it between his victory lap and the moment he realized that he fucked up as much as he ever had before?
Giant among us common men.
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Birth?