We have been making fun of him for it forever. You can’t even make a drug/alcohol comment without someone bringing Norton into it. Nice anxiety attacks, stupid.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Full blown alcoholics are weaklings. Takes just as much willpower to stop eating bacon egg and cheese on a roll, but mental midgets use “addiction” as an excuse to continue being a fuck up.
Sure, people can reach a point where they develop a physical dependence to it, but in order to get that far you have to blow so many chances to get your shit together.
Sure, people can reach a point where they develop a physical dependence to it, but in order to get that far you have to blow so many chances to get your shit together.
I get shitfaced like twice a week a lot of the time but I think it's out of boredom mostly. There are times when I'll be really busy and go the better part of a month without drinking and it doesn't bother me so I don't require it to function or anything. If I had to quit forever I'd miss it though. It's just not a problem for me. I'm past all the rowdy shit and waking up with that shitty feeling of not knowing what you did or said to people the night before. A lot of the time I can be extremely hammered and nobody knows.
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Hey at least anxiety attacks are a real condition, unlike Jim's alcoholism
I never touch the Devil's nectar.
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It was an American Dad reference. I can't find the clip but he says it 5 seconds before this video starts
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I just like the idea of Jim saying that.
Damn I can't believe I missed an American Dad reference. I'm usually on top of those.
Jim: "you know I don't have any genitals right?"
Hooker: "that's okay I have both"
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Careful young buck. Every friend of mine that's had a hidden addiction says the same thing.
I think it comes from a place of insecurity regarding their shameful secret or fear of knowing that they're vulnerable to addiction.
You're young and you have a "Job" that demands structure and discipline, so you feel safe, but things that you've mentioned before tell me that you're a prime candidate to be a future alcoholic if you don't at least acknowledge that it's a possibility.
Not saying Im above addiction entirely, just roasting alcoholics
The premise of this thread is a bit Reddit-y for my blood. That being said... i'm drunk. 
Your little stunt from this week makes me wish that hopefully you'll die of alcohol poisoning soon enough. Also I had a couple of cold ones yesterday night.
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That's okay I wish you would just die and you didn't even have to pull a little stunt.
I got drunk for the first time in a while tonight. Went axe throwing too. What a fun combo.
I recently gave up but with one cheat day a week.
The trouble is, drinking now doesn't even give me a buzz. I feel a bit dopey for an hour and then I wake up with memory loss and a hangover.
It was a very pleasant surprise to learn that I'm not actually an alcoholic and I can easily go 6 days a week without drinking. But, I was hoping that abstinence would help bring some of the old magic back.
Maybe I need to completely give up for a whole month like they do on those boring episodes of podcasts.
The trouble is, drinking now doesn't even give me a buzz. I feel a bit dopey for an hour and then I wake up with memory loss and a hangover.
It was a very pleasant surprise to learn that I'm not actually an alcoholic and I can easily go 6 days a week without drinking. But, I was hoping that abstinence would help bring some of the old magic back.
Maybe I need to completely give up for a whole month like they do on those boring episodes of podcasts.
I'm drunk on life.
I was in a similar boat. I’d drink on Friday/Saturday night depending but my tolerance is still so high I’d drink way too much before getting “drunk”. I’d end up just wasting an evening pretty much. From what I understand alcohol tolerance takes a long time to go away so even drinking once a week can slow that process. Haven’t had a drink in a couple of weeks, we’ll see on tuesday if my tolerance has shifted since I have a business dinner to go to.I recently gave up but with one cheat day a week.
The trouble is, drinking now doesn't even give me a buzz. I feel a bit dopey for an hour and then I wake up with memory loss and a hangover.
It was a very pleasant surprise to learn that I'm not actually an alcoholic and I can easily go 6 days a week without drinking. But, I was hoping that abstinence would help bring some of the old magic back.
Maybe I need to completely give up for a whole month like they do on those boring episodes of podcasts.
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That sounds like it could have been disastrous. I almost hit myself with an ax 2 years ago when I took my daughter to the renaissance fair.
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Oh fuck I'm gonna be posting in this thread tonight