The NPS reboot is going to be an absolute disaster

[HotDogJoe]

I don’t think Mew or Snake are even involved. It’ll just be 3 hours of Dan having an existential crisis while reading endless live chats about how his wife scrubs shit off toilets and fake laughing at it.

I’ll definitely be tuning in.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I cannot wait, Christmas came early.

 

[guest]

I got this awkward message on the weekend (and yes, it was from the real Dan). I never replied, but a couple of hours later he called me a lonely incel or something on the board anyway, so yeah, obviously I'm not going to do his stupid podcast lol.

He's fucking nuts.

(And I don't feel bad about posting his private messages because 100% he was going to share my message anyway if I replied, like he did with everyone else)

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I got this awkward message on this weekend (and yes, it was from the real Dan). I never replied, but a couple of hours later he called me a lonely incel or something on the board anyway, so yeah, obviously I'm not going to do his stupid podcast lol.

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He's fucking nuts.

"Please be my friend Torque, please love me, let's hang out in my special little treefort!"

He's so fucking pathetic, jesus.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I got this awkward message on the weekend (and yes, it was from the real Dan). I never replied, but a couple of hours later he called me a lonely incel or something on the board anyway, so yeah, obviously I'm not going to do his stupid podcast lol.

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He's fucking nuts.

(And I don't feel bad about posting his private messages because 100% he was going to share my message anyway if I replied, like he did with everyone else)

His behavior gives me so much second hand embarrassment. I’ve never seen a person in their 40s so desperate for approval from strangers. He’s worse than Patrick in that sense.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

(And I don't feel bad about posting his private messages because 100% he was going to share my message anyway if I replied, like he did with everyone else)

Just call it a bit, Dan sure did when he shared the dm's and doxxes of his supposed friends, you reap what you sow Dan.

 

[guest]

I've made him my offer to be head writer for da show in the NAMBLA thread. The ball is in his court.

 

[guest]

Just call it a bit, Dan sure did when he shared the dm's and doxxes of his supposed friends, you reap what you sow Dan.

I guarantee him inviting me on his show was a "bit". Everything embarrassing he does is a bit.
Oh btw, on his Hooligans stream, he said "That stuff with Snake... you guys got fawkin' worked! That's some WWE shit", and he's 100% lying.
Snake genuinely hates Dan, none of that was a bit. Dan is either in severe denial or like Patrick, he's a compulsive liar.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I guarantee him inviting me on his show was a "bit". Everything embarrassing he does is a bit.
Oh btw, on his Hooligans stream, he said "That stuff with Snake... you guys got fawkin' worked! That's some WWE shit", and he's 100% lying.
Snake genuinely hates Dan, none of that was a bit. Dan is either in severe denial or like Patrick, he's a compulsive liar.

It's absolutely fascinating to witness his decline into absolute madness, i'm loving every second of it.

 

[HotDogJoe]

It's absolutely fascinating to witness his decline into absolute madness, i'm loving every second of it.

The fact that he’s been passive aggressively posting on KF for months and has now come back and is trying to be everyone’s friend is so fucking odd. You couldn’t write this shit.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Boomia - comment?

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It's absolutely fascinating to witness his decline into absolute madness, i'm loving every second of it.

Nah, dude. It’s all just been a bit. Genuinely, he’d tell you if it wasn’t. His “crew” is super excited he’s back, and him everyone thought him sitting at hooligans being a retard was just a great bit he was doing.

I tried to tell Dan to just log off and lurk. He gains nothing by being here, and only stands to lose. He’s going to become a lolcow himself if he doesn’t stop. Just lurk, Dan. It’s your best option.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I tried to tell Dan to just log off and lurk. He gains nothing by being here, and only stands to lose.

He didn't learn anything from last time, he expected to be welcomed back as the prodigal son returning, he's that retarded and delusional.

Now he's going to start NPS again, and he's too dumb to understand that it won't end any different from last time.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Now he's going to start NPS again, and he's too dumb to understand that it won't end any different from last time.

To be fair, it could end with him in handcuffs or shot in the head, depending on what crazy shit he’s willing to do for approval. A man who will lick the balls of men who bash his wife will do literally anything to be liked.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

To be fair, it could end with him in handcuffs or shot in the head

From your lips to god's ears.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It would be funny if Dan and Pat ended up sharing a prison cell someday. Pat could genuinely look down on Dan for fellating the guys who tear his wife to shreds daily. At least Pat tries to defend Niki’s honor and doesn’t join in on the decimation of his wife.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It would be funny if Dan and Pat ended up sharing a prison cell someday. Pat could genuinely look down on Dan for fellating the guys who tear his wife to shreds daily. At least Pat tries to defend Niki’s honor and doesn’t join in on the decimation of his wife.

He did at least confirm, that that one redditor was lying. He did not fart in Nikki’s vagina. Dan is probably pushing for Flavia to do scat porn at this point.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Dan is probably pushing for Flavia to do scat porn at this point.

Oh, that? Dan turning his wife into a human toilet was a bit!

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

It would be funny if Dan and Pat ended up sharing a prison cell someday. Pat could genuinely look down on Dan for fellating the guys who tear his wife to shreds daily. At least Pat tries to defend Niki’s honor and doesn’t join in on the decimation of his wife.

He's already going to share a cell with @Patreeky, what an odd guy Dan is.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

jesus.

Flavia call that a "hole say"