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Well then what do you do with all the cum you suck out of penises. Spit it up? What a waste.
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The Nigerians sound like they're at it again
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I DON'T SUCK PENISES! I'M NOT A FUCKING GIRL!
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No one said you're a girl. We all know gender is a spectrum.
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I'm a Full Spectrum Warrior
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Oh, fucking Nigerians. I got Laibach playing now. Enjoy not sleeping tonight and thinking I'm a nazi.
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Youre definitely something to do with a spectrum.
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They call him Big Gulp Vigoda because he loves giving out slurpees.
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It's freezing cold one night, Abe is just shivering in a thrift store coat hoping someone will pick him up so he can eat their cum and have a place to sleep.
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Abe is like 7/11 except every day is free Slurppee day.
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Slurpee is his street name but he doesn't like to talk about how he got it.
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I NEVER FUCKIN SLURPED NOTHIN!
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Not even cum?
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@TheGhostOfAbeVigoda freezes cum and puts it in a blender. So he has delicious cum all day and night.
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I'm a big bright shining star and I don't have to take this shit
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No one said you took shit. We said you took cum.
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Abe stands at a window. Lights flicker in the distance under a curtain of rain. "I want to believe there's cum there" he says to himself
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Abe went to finishing school so he knows it's de rigeur to spit between selections.