The new copypasta stinks

[DominusOdium]

So I don't often read this fat retard's social media anymore. At least not new posts. I'll dig down into some old, often pre-Norm/11 stuff for comedy nuggets or to remind everyone how much of a completely insufferable prick on wheels he was when he thought he'd be in Hollywood within the year chiming in on who he thinks should play Fonald Plump in the film. He's just fucking BORING. Yeah yeah, prison. Elon bad. Got it.

But I ducked in today and found that he's dedicated himself to a new, lackluster copypasta, intended to defeat the internet and legally bind the FBI to imprison his fatshamers.

https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40stealthygeek%20conclude%20your%20life

I have to say Pat, since you're here more than I am... This isn't your best work. It doesn't even really make sense. IN a cage might.

"With a cage long ago", and this is just some constructive criticism so don't get unnecessarily huffy and do anything rash or self defeating, sounds like the person you're tough talking on X has chosen to kill themselves with a cage. And not just any cage but a "cage long ago". So perhaps some cage of antiquity? Did it used to be a cage and is now something different?

I even asked Grok and it agreed:

The phrase "You chose to conclude your life with a cage long ago, stlaker" is oddly worded and ambiguous. It doesn’t immediately convey a clear threat of imprisonment. Instead, it could be misinterpreted as suggesting someone ended their life using a cage in some archaic or literal sense, which makes it confusing and a bit unwieldy as a threat.

If the intent is to threaten someone with a prison sentence, it could be rewritten for clarity and menace. Here’s a sharper, more direct version:
"You chose a path that’ll lock you in a cage for life, stlaker."
This keeps the imagery of a cage (implying prison) while making it clear it’s about confinement as a consequence, not a bizarre method of self-harm. It also ties the "choice" to past actions leading to a future outcome, which aligns with a threat of legal retribution.

Do better, man. I know we're kind of in a pork shortage when it comes to content, and have had to import some from Puerto Rico (Hi Jax!) but you're not even trying.

V/R
Col. DominusOdium

 

[Rick Roblinson]

It's hilarious that this dumb fat fucking faggot with bitch tits still acts like any law enforcement agency gives two shits about him and his self-inflicted situation. Stupid faggot. The only way he'll ever get any "win" is by dragging someone like Dan/Leslie into civil court.

 

[DominusOdium]

It's hilarious that this dumb fat fucking faggot with bitch tits still acts like any law enforcement agency gives two shits about him and his self-inflicted situation. Stupid faggot. The only way he'll ever get any "win" is by dragging someone like Dan/Leslie into civil court.

I saw like 3 Tiktok videos of people encouraging or outright calling for Trump/Elon to be murdered, TODAY. Every outraged boomer tags the FBI in them a hundred times.

I see no cells in Guantanamo filling up with white liberal women for literally saying let's kill Trump. But Fats thinks I'm going to prison for life, where I will one day die, for calling him fat on a forum. Okay, retard. The guy who swatted your house 50 times, paid for by you, in between schools, events, politicians and celebrities, got 4 years.

So.. You know. There's that. Keep suing the cops though. That'll help.

 

[Bam's Feet]

Like the cage is beside me and I carry it everywhere? It's "in a cage" dummy

 

[AliceWorquer]

Some of the most thought provoking things he's written are because he's an inarticulate dummy who flubbed his way into ambiguity. Like when he brags that his dad was a cowboy/electrician. That would be a good gag coming from anyone else.
I guess his main qualification for writing is that he's not completely illiterate. He doesn't refine ideas into artistic expression, he unrefines his cumbersome half-thoughts into something suitably pompous and stilted and hits send.

 

[SFWA liaison]

longer sentence means I'm more smart!

 

[Rick Roblinson]

longer sentence means I'm more smart!
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Reminder: Nobody in the r/nyc subreddit questioned if he was actually retarded or not. They all saw the drool on his chin and were like "We'll be on the lookout for him!".

 

[RickReternal]

he unrefines his cumbersome half-thoughts into something suitably pompous and stilted and hits send.

Many of his turns of phrase—both newbie “cage long ago” and classic “as the report states clearly,” among many others—read to me as autistic as well as low IQ. You have to squint and cock your head for a second to get them.

I do think part of why he clings to his little spells is that he has worked on them in his very cumbersome, unskilled/untalented fashion. Efficiency of course is another factor, not that he’s ever busy or has anything else to do.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

This is where you decided to end your faucet in a cage stlaker, enjoy restriction

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

If you, like me, have chosen to conclude your life with a cage long ago, come join me at the monthly meetings!

I'll introduce you to such memorable characters as:

Big Wang

Hung Wei Lo

and Reginald

 

[CompoundBasement]

The fact that he thinks people who call him, a Public Figure, a fat retarded loser on the Internet will get life sentences for trolling him is a schizophrenic level of delusion.

 

[Steve Ramone]

His prose is clumsy as a man awkwardly holding a cage and trying to end their life with it long ago.

 

[nasty twp]

Am just picturing random cages materialising out of thin air and dropping from height onto people like ACME anvils. Is that what Fat was going for.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

 

[porquedealer]

Wait for the Cage stlaker.
It comes after the bathtub and Diver

 

[Harry Tasker]

Wait for the Cage stlaker.
It comes after the bathtub and Diver

If the professional comedian and writer said anything this funny I would switch to his side.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

So I don't often read this fat retard's social media anymore. At least not new posts. I'll dig down into some old, often pre-Norm/11 stuff for comedy nuggets or to remind everyone how much of a completely insufferable prick on wheels he was when he thought he'd be in Hollywood within the year chiming in on who he thinks should play Fonald Plump in the film. He's just fucking BORING. Yeah yeah, prison. Elon bad. Got it.

But I ducked in today and found that he's dedicated himself to a new, lackluster copypasta, intended to defeat the internet and legally bind the FBI to imprison his fatshamers.

https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40stealthygeek%20conclude%20your%20life

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I have to say Pat, since you're here more than I am... This isn't your best work. It doesn't even really make sense. IN a cage might.

"With a cage long ago", and this is just some constructive criticism so don't get unnecessarily huffy and do anything rash or self defeating, sounds like the person you're tough talking on X has chosen to kill themselves with a cage. And not just any cage but a "cage long ago". So perhaps some cage of antiquity? Did it used to be a cage and is now something different?

I even asked Grok and it agreed:



Do better, man. I know we're kind of in a pork shortage when it comes to content, and have had to import some from Puerto Rico (Hi Jax!) but you're not even trying.

V/R
Col. DominusOdium

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
IM STILL JUST A PAT
WITH A CAGE

 

[DominusOdium]

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
IM STILL JUST A PAT
WITH A CAGE

That's going on the GET ANGRY STAY ANGRY playlist

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
IM STILL JUST A PAT
WITH A CAGE

Vurry good!

 

[RickReternal]

Oh realized today that he created this new cage pasta because “this is why…” was getting marked spam in replies. A day or so after protestors pointed it out, and after a couple of false starts, he committed to this one. He still uses the life one sometimes too. Old habits die hard, after all.