The myth of vacation fun

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I fucking hate vacations. I never went on any as a kid, as an adult i just see them as ceaselessly irritating money sinkholes. I'm in the middle of one right now and I'm in a horrible mood. I've already yelled at my wife this morning after she asked me to repeat something i said

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Where is this paradise?

 

[DMbA]

Are you going to some tourist traps? I would feel terrible going to Mexico to drink coconut water like pat does, when I can already get them in a local supermarket

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

You should come to Boston again pal

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I fucking hate vacations. I never went on any as a kid, as an adult i just see them as ceaselessly irritating money sinkholes. I'm in the middle of one right now and I'm in a horrible mood. I've already yelled at my wife this morning after she asked me to repeat something i said

I went to the Dominican Republic once and I wished I was home the whole time. We were there for a week and I would've enjoyed it if it were 2 days. I had narcs trying to sell me drugs left and right, one night I got lost and wandered too far down the beach and I saw a guy and approached him for directions and he kept yelling "GO BACK" at me and eventually pulled out a machete. Some nigger was walking around one day offering to take people parasailing, I politely declined and he flipped the fuck out on me about how I come to his home to sit around and get drunk all day. I was like "Yeah, that's exactly what I'm here for."

We went on stupid fucking excursions like seeing tigers, which aren't native to DR or anything, in a nigger rigged little zoo, which we could've done at home. We swam with sharks, my gf had a straight up nervous breakdown and couldn't get in the water. Instead of waiting it out with her I was like "Yeah, I'm never gonna get the chance to do this again, so I'm going in." They said they were nurse sharks but they looked like giant fucking algae eaters. You had to wear a life jacket and goggles and just look down at them and see this fucking aquatic negro holding onto their fins and getting pulled around and shit that I wanted to do.

A chubby girl we were talking to said she wanted to suck my dick directly in front of my girlfriend, which resulted in a fight for the rest of the night. We saw her at breakfast the next day and she said hi to me which was another day of fighting. I can think of more "what the fuck?" shit I saw and experienced there than good things.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

I hate vacations that are longer that two days, maximum. After that, it's just a waste of money and time doing shit that you'd never ordinarily do. Unless I've suddenly come into money and have quit my job, a vacation is just a big fucking tease. The memories it creates are largely useless. "Hey, remember when we pretended we weren't tethered to a dead-end hopeless life on the wheel, and we fed stingrays? Then we paid far too much for every single meal we had." Wonderful times.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hate vacations that are longer that two days, maximum. After that, it's just a waste of money and time doing shit that you'd never ordinarily do. Unless I've suddenly come into money and have quit my job, a vacation is just a big fucking tease. The memories it creates are largely useless. "Hey, remember when we pretended we weren't tethered to a dead-end hopeless life on the wheel, and we fed stingrays? Then we paid far too much for every single meal we had." Wonderful times.

The only vacations I've ever enjoyed as an adult were fishing trips with my friends because we're doing shit we enjoy all day long, eating baloney sandwiches and fish we caught and sleeping in tents. There's never any semblance of an argument or anyone getting pissy with anybody, it's just a good time start to finish. When those ones are over I'm always like "I wish we had a couple more days."

 

[Ants Hard Drive of Horror]

Why would you go on vacation with a woman? If there's no chance of fucking a foreign broad I wont even leave the house.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Alot of you guys sound miserable to be around.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Alot of you guys sound miserable to be around.

We are

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I fucking hate vacations. I never went on any as a kid, as an adult i just see them as ceaselessly irritating money sinkholes. I'm in the middle of one right now and I'm in a horrible mood. I've already yelled at my wife this morning after she asked me to repeat something i said

You’ve been quite negative lately, everything alright big guy? I’m beginning to think your wife is having multiple affairs with Latino men. Fuck that bitch!

 

[Dirty diaper mod #1!]

I went to the Dominican Republic once and I wished I was home the whole time. We were there for a week and I would've enjoyed it if it were 2 days. I had narcs trying to sell me drugs left and right, one night I got lost and wandered too far down the beach and I saw a guy and approached him for directions and he kept yelling "GO BACK" at me and eventually pulled out a machete. Some nigger was walking around one day offering to take people parasailing, I politely declined and he flipped the fuck out on me about how I come to his home to sit around and get drunk all day. I was like "Yeah, that's exactly what I'm here for."

We went on stupid fucking excursions like seeing tigers, which aren't native to DR or anything, in a nigger rigged little zoo, which we could've done at home. We swam with sharks, my gf had a straight up nervous breakdown and couldn't get in the water. Instead of waiting it out with her I was like "Yeah, I'm never gonna get the chance to do this again, so I'm going in." They said they were nurse sharks but they looked like giant fucking algae eaters. You had to wear a life jacket and goggles and just look down at them and see this fucking aquatic negro holding onto their fins and getting pulled around and shit that I wanted to do.

A chubby girl we were talking to said she wanted to suck my dick directly in front of my girlfriend, which resulted in a fight for the rest of the night. We saw her at breakfast the next day and she said hi to me which was another day of fighting. I can think of more "what the fuck?" shit I saw and experienced there than good things.

Abe dropping hard R’s is rare and oddly satisfying.

 

[UnPRePared]

I went to the Dominican Republic once and I wished I was home the whole time. We were there for a week and I would've enjoyed it if it were 2 days. I had narcs trying to sell me drugs left and right, one night I got lost and wandered too far down the beach and I saw a guy and approached him for directions and he kept yelling "GO BACK" at me and eventually pulled out a machete. Some nigger was walking around one day offering to take people parasailing, I politely declined and he flipped the fuck out on me about how I come to his home to sit around and get drunk all day. I was like "Yeah, that's exactly what I'm here for."

We went on stupid fucking excursions like seeing tigers, which aren't native to DR or anything, in a nigger rigged little zoo, which we could've done at home. We swam with sharks, my gf had a straight up nervous breakdown and couldn't get in the water. Instead of waiting it out with her I was like "Yeah, I'm never gonna get the chance to do this again, so I'm going in." They said they were nurse sharks but they looked like giant fucking algae eaters. You had to wear a life jacket and goggles and just look down at them and see this fucking aquatic negro holding onto their fins and getting pulled around and shit that I wanted to do.

A chubby girl we were talking to said she wanted to suck my dick directly in front of my girlfriend, which resulted in a fight for the rest of the night. We saw her at breakfast the next day and she said hi to me which was another day of fighting. I can think of more "what the fuck?" shit I saw and experienced there than good things.

Abe, you're going to the wrong places.

Go to my homeland, it's a lovely place to visit - just not to live.

And I'll concede Edinburgh is a good visit, just don't stay too long.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Abe, you're going to the wrong places.

Go to my homeland, it's a lovely place to visit - just not to live.

And I'll concede Edinburgh is a good visit, just don't stay too long.

SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Traveling is for women to take selfies and pictures of food and nothing more

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The appeal for me is to just get away from work for a period of time. I’d be just as content playing golf everyday as I would be frolicking around Europe drinking wine and eating overpriced food like a fruit. A lot of people try to substitute traveling for having a personality.

I remember seeing water Lilly’s by Van Gogh or whoever the fuck and then found out there were like 75 other water Lilly paintings he did. If there are 100 other versions of it then why the fuck do I care about this one here? Makes no sense

So I hate museums and theater shows and going to dinner after 8PM.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

A chubby girl we were talking to said she wanted to suck my dick directly in front of my girlfriend

lmao how did that even come up? did you all get drunk on an excursion together?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I fucking hate vacations. I never went on any as a kid, as an adult i just see them as ceaselessly irritating money sinkholes. I'm in the middle of one right now and I'm in a horrible mood. I've already yelled at my wife this morning after she asked me to repeat something i said

anyone close knows to never ask me to repeat something, especially if I mumble it.

but yeah, vacations have a feeling of the need for forced fun, & since you're time-limited it becomes pressure.
I like seeing different parts of the world, but I prefer to just go & decide on-the-fly, I only ever buy return tickets for immigration purpose

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

lmao how did that even come up? did you all get drunk on an excursion together?

It was after a day of excursions. We were back at the resort getting drunk with a group of Canadians who basically made us drink with them because the girls wanted to take pictures of my hair (?). There was two couples from Vancouver and then this chubby broad from Hamilton. I had been waiting for drinks with the Hamilton broad earlier and we kind of flirted a bit because I just stayed drunk the whole time I was there. Then I think she was just drunk and had a lapse of judgement or she forgot my gf was with me but she point blank said "I wanna suck Abe's dick" to one of the other chicks and they giggled and my gf started bawling and stormed off. And when she said it, she like got the other girl's attention and said it like she was saying it to her but looked straight at me when she said it.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Hamilton

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