The movie Bend It Like Beckham fucking sucks!!!

[DMbA]

Did you learn how to bend yo back like the hamster tho

 

[Long Island Clan]

You should check out east is east. Pakistan man beats up his Ginger wife but she returns to him because it's a trad marriage.

 

[Long Island Clan]

You should check out east is east. Pakistan man beats up his Ginger wife but she returns to him because it's a trad marriage.

 

[Long Island Clan]

Soccer is a litmus test.

Sure it's somewhat fun as a kid. Sure you can get drunk and I guess it's entertaining enough. And sure, all athletes can be divas, so why not have 1 sport where it's routine to fake getting hit and flail on the ground for 2 minutes despite knowing replays exist at the top level and you always end up looking like a retarded pussy.

But the litmus test is anyone who defends soccer online is a super fucking gay loser.
Every other sport is more enjoyable. I'd watch fucking Indians play kricket if I had to chose between the 2.

Indian and pak cricket fans have also surpassed the football hooligans when it comes down to violence. it's great that the community leaders squashed the beef after only a couple of days

 

[Long Island Clan]

Fun fact. I have scored on that ground they train/play at.

I remember seeing at the time and the whole "look! Wimmin can play" vibe probably feels really silly now. No idea how it got so big it's a pretty basic film

It's got crazy over the past ten years. They make all the women commentators sound like geezers

 

[DMbA]

It's got crazy over the past ten years. They make all the women commentators sound like geezers

Holy fucking shit

Are any of you gonna click play on any of these shitty vids

 

[Long Island Clan]

Holy fucking shit

Are any of you gonna click play on any of these shitty vids

Try not to click too hard. You might break a finger.

 

[DMbA]

Try not to click too hard. You might break a finger.

I gotta be honest I ain't clicking on any of them

"Pakistani is cool actually"

All of them are copyrighted anyway other than the joe derosa looking one

 

[Long Island Clan]

I gotta be honest I ain't clicking on any of them

"Pakistani is cool actually"

All of them are copyrighted anyway other than the joe derosa looking one

Strange world indeed.

 

[DMbA]

Strange world indeed.

Yeah it's completely demented

 

[Safka's Enticer]

WWAWD Shaolin Soccer though

 

[DMAN]

Sports more watchable than soccer: The one where they scrub the ice.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Sports more watchable than soccer: The one where they scrub the ice.

Also: women's basketball

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Sports more watchable than soccer: The one where they scrub the ice.

That German game show where they have to cut things exactly in half.

 

[Farmer Brown]

That German game show where they have to cut things exactly in half.

Stachenblocken?

 

[Kinderman]

What if it was Bend it Like Becker and it was about a kid who wants to be a surly doctor with an acid tongue?

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

It's not like "bend it like Beckham" was a term in common use either I was kid playing football then and not one coach would say that etc let alone in media use.

They even had to use a man's name in the title, because otherwise no one would watch it. I wonder how much they paid him to use his name.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What if it was Bend it Like Becker and it was about a kid who wants to be a surly doctor with an acid tongue?

Still mad that Ralph the fag from Howard Stern got to fuck Jadzia Dax

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Someone had to say it.

 

[nasty twp]

Kiera Knightley in this film had the famous Grealish hairstyle before Jack himself did. She should be getting patent kickbacks, or something.


Their characters were a bit similar, too. Jack's a far sluttier, more feminine version of her, though. Bigger better arse on that, for a start. Whore would probably take his thong off for a traffic light.

NFL confuses you simple types by giving higher points to scoring when really the difference in actual point scoring per match isn't that different to a 90 minute football game v a NFL game that goes on for 4 boring hours

Stoppages and cheerleader or ad breaks are what put many Brits off watching NFL.