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We had to watch it in school for some reason because our teacher was a dyke!
Currently watching Rocky II again which is a superior film.
Currently watching Rocky II again which is a superior film.
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Yeah and to make it worse, it's a film about fucking women's soccer.Soccer in America is the most astroturfed bullshit ever. Nobody actually likes that faggot "sport." Simpletons pretend to like it because, in their minds, "European" equals "sophisticated" even though soccer is most popular among 70 IQ third world retards because it can be played with bamboo poles for a goal and a cartel member's head for a ball.
Tv deals wise it's bigger than hockey in the US now and most the good stuff is not in a good time zone for the US.Soccer in America is the most astroturfed bullshit ever. Nobody actually likes that faggot "sport." Simpletons pretend to like it because, in their minds, "European" equals "sophisticated" even though soccer is most popular among 70 IQ third world retards because it can be played with bamboo poles for a goal and a cartel member's head for a ball.
I always hear this argument from soccer queersTv deals wise it's bigger than hockey in the US now and most the good stuff is not in a good time zone for the US.
One day America night have a half decent men's side and that will change things even more than hosting the world cup or having retired players do one last cash in
The rest of the world says that about shitty american sports that hardly anyone plays or watches elsewhereI always hear this arginent from soccer queers
"But it's more POPULAR!!!!!! MUH VIEWERSHIP NUMMIES!!!"
Yeah, there are a lot of faggots and retards. I don't hang out with either, so I don't know anyone in real life who watches that boring shit.
They needed to give people a hook, a reason for people to watch their shitty movie.Why did I always think this was a documentary about David Beckham? Its just pajeet street shittery? Fuck. I'm calling Mandela Effect on this.
It's not like "bend it like Beckham" was a term in common use either I was kid playing football then and not one coach would say that etc let alone in media use.They needed to give people a hook, a reason for people to watch their shitty movie.
Bender like Beckham.I prefer the porn version
I'm sorry that you grew up in a poor Global South third world shithole where they couldn't afford the necessary equipment for real sports so you had to pretend to like soccer.It's not like "bend it like Beckham" was a term in common use either I was kid playing football then and not one coach would say that etc let alone in media use.
Baseball tried and was briefly popular in the Victorian era but was a fad and flopped here, NFL is gay rugby with ad breaks and padding and basketball in popular with "inner city youths"I'm sorry that you grew up in a poor Global South third world shithole where they couldn't afford the necessary equipment for real sports so you had to pretend to like soccer.
I'm sorry you're so soft that you have to wear 20 layers & a retard-helmet to play a game you call 'football' where you primarily carry an odd-shaped ball in your handsI'm sorry that you grew up in a poor Global South third world shithole where they couldn't afford the necessary equipment for real sports so you had to pretend to like soccer.
Your "sport" has zero risk of scoring or being interesting, a non-zero chance of a tie, and a high chance of players flopping around like theater kidsBaseball tried and was briefly popular in the Victorian era but was a fad and flopped here, NFL is gay rugby with ad breaks and padding and basketball in popular with "inner city youths"
Nobody wants or needs your silly local sports with zero risk of relegation and communist style sharing of players via a draft
Again the only reason American sports aren't played worldwide is because nobody likes them enough.Your "sport" has zero risk of scoring or being interesting, a non-zero chance of a tie, and a high chance of players flopping around like theater kids
American football is the worst sport we have - actively hurts players, slow paced, confusing rules, weird ball - and it's still a million times more watchable than faggot ass soccer
Again, the ONLY reason soccer is popular worldwide, is because you don't need any specialized equipment for it whatsoever
Someone who enjoys a game by and for third world retards cannot comprehend the idea of different scoring plays having different point valuesAgain the only reason American sports aren't played worldwide is because nobody likes them enough.
NFL confuses you simple types by giving higher points to scoring when really the difference in actual point scoring per match isn't that different to a 90 minute football game v a NFL game that goes on for 4 boring hours
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