The movie Bend It Like Beckham fucking sucks!!!

[Professor Consent]

We had to watch it in school for some reason because our teacher was a dyke!

Currently watching Rocky II again which is a superior film.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Soccer in America is the most astroturfed bullshit ever. Nobody actually likes that faggot "sport." Simpletons pretend to like it because, in their minds, "European" equals "sophisticated" even though soccer is most popular among 70 IQ third world retards because it can be played with bamboo poles for a goal and a cartel member's head for a ball.

 

[Professor Consent]

Soccer in America is the most astroturfed bullshit ever. Nobody actually likes that faggot "sport." Simpletons pretend to like it because, in their minds, "European" equals "sophisticated" even though soccer is most popular among 70 IQ third world retards because it can be played with bamboo poles for a goal and a cartel member's head for a ball.

Yeah and to make it worse, it's a film about fucking women's soccer.

And I can't remember, but it was about a fucking street shitter woman right? Probably why they showed it in school, diverse feminist movie.

 

[Dennyislife]

Soccer in America is the most astroturfed bullshit ever. Nobody actually likes that faggot "sport." Simpletons pretend to like it because, in their minds, "European" equals "sophisticated" even though soccer is most popular among 70 IQ third world retards because it can be played with bamboo poles for a goal and a cartel member's head for a ball.

Tv deals wise it's bigger than hockey in the US now and most the good stuff is not in a good time zone for the US.

One day America night have a half decent men's side and that will change things even more than hosting the world cup or having retired players do one last cash in

 

[Dennyislife]

Fun fact. I have scored on that ground they train/play at.

I remember seeing at the time and the whole "look! Wimmin can play" vibe probably feels really silly now. No idea how it got so big it's a pretty basic film

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Tv deals wise it's bigger than hockey in the US now and most the good stuff is not in a good time zone for the US.

One day America night have a half decent men's side and that will change things even more than hosting the world cup or having retired players do one last cash in

I always hear this argument from soccer queers

"But it's more POPULAR!!!!!! MUH VIEWERSHIP NUMMIES!!!"

Yeah, there are a lot of faggots and retards. I don't hang out with either, so I don't know anyone in real life who watches that boring shit.

 

[Dennyislife]

I always hear this arginent from soccer queers

"But it's more POPULAR!!!!!! MUH VIEWERSHIP NUMMIES!!!"

Yeah, there are a lot of faggots and retards. I don't hang out with either, so I don't know anyone in real life who watches that boring shit.

The rest of the world says that about shitty american sports that hardly anyone plays or watches elsewhere

The world doesn't need the US to like it but it's always going to try when it's already a multi billion industry.

 

[Professor Consent]

It really fucking pisses me off they made us watch bend it like beckham and Schindler's list instead of Rocky II

 

[PickleRickle]

Why did I always think this was a documentary about David Beckham? Its just pajeet street shittery? Fuck. I'm calling Mandela Effect on this.

 

[Professor Consent]

Why did I always think this was a documentary about David Beckham? Its just pajeet street shittery? Fuck. I'm calling Mandela Effect on this.

They needed to give people a hook, a reason for people to watch their shitty movie.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I prefer the porn version

 

[Dennyislife]

They needed to give people a hook, a reason for people to watch their shitty movie.

It's not like "bend it like Beckham" was a term in common use either I was kid playing football then and not one coach would say that etc let alone in media use.

 

[Dog Eater]

I prefer the porn version

Bender like Beckham.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

It's not like "bend it like Beckham" was a term in common use either I was kid playing football then and not one coach would say that etc let alone in media use.

I'm sorry that you grew up in a poor Global South third world shithole where they couldn't afford the necessary equipment for real sports so you had to pretend to like soccer.

 

[Dennyislife]

I'm sorry that you grew up in a poor Global South third world shithole where they couldn't afford the necessary equipment for real sports so you had to pretend to like soccer.

Baseball tried and was briefly popular in the Victorian era but was a fad and flopped here, NFL is gay rugby with ad breaks and padding and basketball in popular with "inner city youths"

Nobody wants or needs your silly local sports with zero risk of relegation and communist style sharing of players via a draft

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'm sorry that you grew up in a poor Global South third world shithole where they couldn't afford the necessary equipment for real sports so you had to pretend to like soccer.

I'm sorry you're so soft that you have to wear 20 layers & a retard-helmet to play a game you call 'football' where you primarily carry an odd-shaped ball in your hands

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Baseball tried and was briefly popular in the Victorian era but was a fad and flopped here, NFL is gay rugby with ad breaks and padding and basketball in popular with "inner city youths"

Nobody wants or needs your silly local sports with zero risk of relegation and communist style sharing of players via a draft

Your "sport" has zero risk of scoring or being interesting, a non-zero chance of a tie, and a high chance of players flopping around like theater kids

American football is the worst sport we have - actively hurts players, slow paced, confusing rules, weird ball - and it's still a million times more watchable than faggot ass soccer

Again, the ONLY reason soccer is popular worldwide, is because you don't need any specialized equipment for it whatsoever

 

[Dennyislife]

Your "sport" has zero risk of scoring or being interesting, a non-zero chance of a tie, and a high chance of players flopping around like theater kids

American football is the worst sport we have - actively hurts players, slow paced, confusing rules, weird ball - and it's still a million times more watchable than faggot ass soccer

Again, the ONLY reason soccer is popular worldwide, is because you don't need any specialized equipment for it whatsoever

Again the only reason American sports aren't played worldwide is because nobody likes them enough.

NFL confuses you simple types by giving higher points to scoring when really the difference in actual point scoring per match isn't that different to a 90 minute football game v a NFL game that goes on for 4 boring hours

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Again the only reason American sports aren't played worldwide is because nobody likes them enough.

NFL confuses you simple types by giving higher points to scoring when really the difference in actual point scoring per match isn't that different to a 90 minute football game v a NFL game that goes on for 4 boring hours

Someone who enjoys a game by and for third world retards cannot comprehend the idea of different scoring plays having different point values

Can't say I'm surprised

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Soccer is a litmus test.

Sure it's somewhat fun as a kid. Sure you can get drunk and I guess it's entertaining enough. And sure, all athletes can be divas, so why not have 1 sport where it's routine to fake getting hit and flail on the ground for 2 minutes despite knowing replays exist at the top level and you always end up looking like a retarded pussy.

But the litmus test is anyone who defends soccer online is a super fucking gay loser.
Every other sport is more enjoyable. I'd watch fucking Indians play kricket if I had to chose between the 2.