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The most delusional thing Rick has ever said.

bovinebrain

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Only a faggot would get an erection while holding a rifle. Shows you how lacking Piggy is in masculinity that he needs a rifle to get it up.

Also if this were true why wouldn’t the rascals share the picture all over the internet? No self respecting man would want pictures of him and his needledick floating around online. It’s such a terrible lie and that forced laughter / unenthusiastic comment from the host at the end really seals the deal.
 
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This was posted in the restraining order thread. Where's this from? You can hear the complete disbelief in the other guys voice.

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Imagine thinking his micro peen is intimidating to anyone and won't immediately be posted all over the internet.
He is the most bizarre, unselfconscious person on earth. Also, nice admitting you want to cum over some guy, stupid.

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Your days are numbered, little one.
Someone really needs to fuck this faggot’s wife.
 

DominusOdium

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He had similar non excuses for why he can't prove white supremacists came to his house and how he can't prove he was staring down @The REAL JDA and his Nazi army as they chanted "Blood and Soil" at Worldcon. Especially when we found pictures of him standing around in a pink shirt taking selfies with a grin on his fat face while people tried to bring attention to pedos.

Does anybody have those screenshots btw?

His whole life is a fantasy world and when his mythical idea of himself and how important he is butts up against reality, you get things like Josiah and the lolsuit.

I believe that when he said this obvious lie he claimed he couldn't prove it because of the “problems screenshotting emails” or some bullshit like that which he immediately glossed over, desperately hoping nobody would call out his lie.
 

Pat_Torque_Monday

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One day poor Annabelle will be told who her real father is and perhaps, lashing out in a fit of teen angst she will send Pat a message, there's a very high probability that she ends it with something along the lines of "...and I hope you die!"

Will Pat interpret this as a death threat and reply with the rage erection photo? Dear God poor Annabelle.
 

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If this was true which it clearly isn’t. Who took the photo? You can’t take a selfie while holding an “assault rifle” that also shows your “rage erection”. Try taking a selfie that shows both your face and below your waist at the same time.

I also never realized to screenshot an email is like getting podcast equipment into NYC. It simply can’t be done child.
 
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There’s something really off when it comes to anything sex related with him. His “flirting” of course is embarrassing but whenever he talks or jokes about anything sexual (his bang your girl or mom replies) it always takes a real dark turn. Just the term “rage erection” is already off putting and he sees nothing odd and doesn’t pick up how it makes anyone hearing that uncomfortable. I really think he was molested when he was young or he’s got a very sick mind which is why Niki is his caregiver.
One of the biggest red flags I notice with guys, is when they are unable to talk about sex in a normal way. Whether they cant join in with shooting the shit and sound like 40 Year Old Virgin bag of sand scene, or they constantly talk about sex really weirdly, they always turn out to be sex pests or some sort of sociopath
 
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If this was true which it clearly isn’t. Who took the photo? You can’t take a selfie while holding an “assault rifle” that also shows your “rage erection”. Try taking a selfie that shows both your face and below your waist at the same time.

I also never realized to screenshot an email is like getting podcast equipment into NYC. It simply can’t be done child.
Oh but sweetie, that's what full length mirrors are for.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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One of the biggest red flags I notice with guys, is when they are unable to talk about sex in a normal way. Whether they cant join in with shooting the shit and sound like 40 Year Old Virgin bag of sand scene, or they constantly talk about sex really weirdly, they always turn out to be sex pests or some sort of sociopath
Or like the perv son in “World’s Greatest Dad” telling his one friend about the sick porn he’s into and he is given a “gross, what the fuck, dude?” Response. That’s Pat when taking about sex, just sick and perverted which explains why he fits in with the SFWA.
 
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Or like the perv son in “World’s Greatest Dad” telling his one friend about the sick porn he’s into and he is given a “gross, what the fuck, dude?” Response. That’s Pat when taking about sex, just sick and perverted which explains why he fits in with the SFWA.
This conversation reminds me of when Ant said some pedo shit about little girls and the entire room no sold him.

"WHAT? YOU GUYS HAVEN'T SEEN A FUCKIN HOT 13 YEAR OLD???"

Everyone in the room: NO.

Ant: I'm was kidding.
 

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First off nobody would believe that in the first place. You can tell the guy gave him a pity laugh because he didn't believe a word he was saying. Secondly, if you sent pictures to the trolls, that picture would DEFINITELY have been shared already. Lastly, yea that's how you get rid of the trolls, send naked pics of yourself. That will stop them.
 

Mikekeke

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First off nobody would believe that in the first place. You can tell the guy gave him a pity laugh because he didn't believe a word he was saying. Secondly, if you sent pictures to the trolls, that picture would DEFINITELY have been shared already. Lastly, yea that's how you get rid of the trolls, send naked pics of yourself. That will stop them.

"I know what will get somebody to stop trolling me... my nudes!"
 
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