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The most annoying Internet argument.

RoTheHo69

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When I read an article about something and see someone comment "nobody cares" only to see a reply from someone else saying "well you took the time to comment, so you care."

Why do people think it takes commitment to reply to anything on the Internet? You can express your disdain in a matter of seconds, it's not something that involves any work.
It's flawed logic anyway. It implies that I can't be so devoid of care for something to the extent that I feel strongly enough to share it, In such a situation if care is displayed for anything at all it is the fact itself that I don't care and still not the subject at hand. It's a pretty stupid oversimplification.

NPC logic.
 

aRTie02150

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I saw some Facebook post last night of some girl asking what kids events are going on in the next few days because her toddlers are getting too much screen time. Bitch, why do your toddlers have their own tablets? Fuck you.
Funniest part is that no matter the event the child will not feel the same dopamine rush compared to their tablet.

Giving a 3 year old a device that will produce unlimited flashing colors and noises and things to interact with is a great way to rewire their child's brain.

All so the kids mom can sit on her ass scrolling on her own phone all day and taking selfies without being interrupted by their kid asking them a question.

You think people who grew up in the 80s 90s and early 2000s have a disconnect from their parents? See how it looks in 20-30 years. It's gonna be hilarious.
 

RoTheHo69

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Funniest part is that no matter the event the child will not feel the same dopamine rush compared to their tablet.

Giving a 3 year old a device that will produce unlimited flashing colors and noises and things to interact with is a great way to rewire their child's brain.

All so the kids mom can sit on her ass scrolling on her own phone all day and taking selfies without being interrupted by their kid asking them a question.

You think people who grew up in the 80s 90s and early 2000s have a disconnect from their parents? See how it looks in 20-30 years. It's gonna be hilarious.
My kid's enjoying their percocets a little too much. Are there any museums in the area?
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Funniest part is that no matter the event the child will not feel the same dopamine rush compared to their tablet.

Giving a 3 year old a device that will produce unlimited flashing colors and noises and things to interact with is a great way to rewire their child's brain.

All so the kids mom can sit on her ass scrolling on her own phone all day and taking selfies without being interrupted by their kid asking them a question.

You think people who grew up in the 80s 90s and early 2000s have a disconnect from their parents? See how it looks in 20-30 years. It's gonna be hilarious.
Oh man, the asking questions thing. My buddy has a daughter and when she was like 7 he dated a girl who had a 2 year old son. The little boy was nonstop asking "why?" about everything and my buddy always laughed about it but it annoyed him. He's like "my daughter was never like that, he never stops asking about everything." I wanted to be like "That's why he's going to be an order of magnitude smarter than your daughter. He wants to know how shit works and he's interested in things around him." Like, I love his kid but she is stupid. There's no way around it. Even when I wasn't asking about everything as a kid mu dad would always just see something and be like "wanna know something cool?" and then explain how it works.
 

RoTheHo69

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Oh man, the asking questions thing. My buddy has a daughter and when she was like 7 he dated a girl who had a 2 year old son. The little boy was nonstop asking "why?" about everything and my buddy always laughed about it but it annoyed him. He's like "my daughter was never like that, he never stops asking about everything." I wanted to be like "That's why he's going to be an order of magnitude smarter than your daughter. He wants to know how shit works and he's interested in things around him." Like, I love his kid but she is stupid. There's no way around it. Even when I wasn't asking about everything as a kid mu dad would always just see something and be like "wanna know something cool?" and then explain how it works.
That would only be annoying if you thought you had to answer every question, you could just say "that's a good question, I don't know."
 

RedHeadpw2

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"Zio-Nazis!"
"ACTUAL Nazis in Ukraine!"
"Ironic how the survivors of the worst Holocaust are now themselves perpetrating a Holocaust"
('Arguments' based on the above.)

I guess I'm just fed up with Nigger-brained Americans and Brits who still have no idea how fake WWII history is or how consistently dishonest Jews are about virtually everything. Faggots one and all!
... what I'm saying is, Merry Christmas!
 

ミスタースパーコル

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We took my kid out to eat last night to celebrate her wrapping up a play she was in. As we walked out, I spotted a table of six people. Five adults absorbed by their phones, not talking to each other, and the sixth, a little girl, drawing on a kids' menu placemat.

I can't imagine going out to dinner - even a shitty place with kids' menus on placemats - and spending any of the time I'm out with friends/family glued to my phone.
People aren't interesting and I can't wait for the day we stop pretending they are.
Or similarly, when you’re in an argument on a forum
That never happens here.
When someone types "you must be fun at parties!" their phone should shock them like a taser. Faggots.
I don't go to parties. The shock is for being wrong.
 

Analfart

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I'm sorry that was mean. Now that I'm BUBBLER, I promise I'll change
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