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I don’t know any straight men that say they are “quite straight”
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I don’t know any straight men that say they are “quite straight”
The one he named 'Susan'? Definitely not the exact type of thing a gay man would do. No sir. Nothing to see here but a hetero, weight-lifting, knife fighting, actual tough guy![]()
No my succulent porker. Very wrong this time, my tender and juicy pork chop.Gee Pat…sounds like you’re describing yourself, sweetie honey baby infant child
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Nono, he has a point. A lot of you are serious closet queens.
The weird part is how he makes that be a flex. Like "I'm straight but I totally support you queermos in your struggle for rights". Like he's just asking for a pat on the back for being so enlightenedSex-haver CIS Patrick is so straight he can't stress enough how straight he is. What a guy who enjoys pussies, huh fellas?
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