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The midget is out of the closet

EraGodless

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Really annoying how he’s trying to make Austin happen. There’s no chance. LA having a comedy comeback is more likely than that. I’m sure most of the comics that have moved there recently will leave once people stop caring about the Mothership. Pretty sure Tim Dillon already left.

I also find it weird how they’re implementing cutting edge technology in the club just to weed out hecklers. If there’s no chance something unexpected will happen, why go see a live comedy show at all?
In 2013, I really wanted to get in to stand up (I still do, but I used to too) and I got all fucked up on DXM for a few days and had a revelation that Austin would eventually be a comedy battleground on the same level as NY and LA-- it's going to happen. It makes perfect sense. The only caveat is that they cannot let to many fags move here as it will just turn into LA/NYC on location.
 

FingerofGod

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In 2013, I really wanted to get in to stand up (I still do, but I used to too) and I got all fucked up on DXM for a few days and had a revelation that Austin would eventually be a comedy battleground on the same level as NY and LA-- it's going to happen. It makes perfect sense. The only caveat is that they cannot let to many fags move here as it will just turn into LA/NYC on location.
I disagree. The comic that is single handedly trying to create the scene is a stool humping hack. Most of the comics that have moved there stink on ice. If someone like Attell moves there, maybe I’ll believe it but that’s not going to happen. The fact is New York has a ton of clubs all within a small area so it’s still the best place for a working comic to be. In Austin it seems like the only way to become successful is to be friends with Rogan. It might become a “conservative” comedy hub at best but that’s about it.
 

Chive Turkey

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I though for sure this was about Ben Dovod
"Oh look, another thread not about me"

he did make at least one super long essay about how he wasn't gay in a way that seemed a little "doth protest to much"
Someone posted the whole thing on here a while back. It was absolutely ludicrous. If it had just one or two more layers of irony it'd be something straight out of an episode of South Park.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT James Arness!
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Why do you indulge mental illness? I was a alcoholic/drug addict and looking back the best thing I got was tough love
Your killing Jim Norton's husband and you killed Fez Whatley

I judge the individual, lad. Yes, some were rude cunts who wanted to be mad at the world. Others were kind souls - should I then ruin their day?

If you're not going out of your way to hurt others, or children, live your life. Life is hard enough as it is sometimes.

And how dare you sully the name of Fez Whatley, Patron Saint of Cakehorn? I know nothing about Norton's wife... But I hope she makes him miserable, as that makes me happy.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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There was that time he was talking about watching porn and he goes “You know in porn when the dude is doing something and then the other dude…” and he just stops and gulps. His ballwashers say it was a joke but it got no laughter and he’s not that self aware.
Roganite === sodomite.

No offense to you, Sue.
 

RoTheHo69

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In 2013, I really wanted to get in to stand up (I still do, but I used to too) and I got all fucked up on DXM for a few days and had a revelation that Austin would eventually be a comedy battleground on the same level as NY and LA-- it's going to happen. It makes perfect sense. The only caveat is that they cannot let to many fags move here as it will just turn into LA/NYC on location.
Go way back wit da fawkin DXM
 
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