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Morpheus’s little slut of a daughter
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damn man did he touch her or offered her to the Js
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Morpheus’s little slut of a daughter
Keanu is so hot right nowYou mean another sequel in a franchise where the past two movies also sucked? Who would've thought huh?
He disowned her after she did porn so I doubt that. She did an interview at the time where she talked about how this is how you become famous these days, mentioning Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.xHamster
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damn man did he touch her or offered her to the Js
i think she wanted to be a star, was kinda dumb and lazy cause her dad didnt bother raising herHe disowned her after she did porn so I doubt that. She did an interview at the time where she talked about how this is how you become famous these days, mentioning Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian.
he probably did the touching too hes a stage play faggot fuck. at least he has been busy putting out 3 movies a year. some of these play pretend faggot only put one out every 3 years you really have to wonder what are they doing with the rest of the timei think she wanted to be a star, was kinda dumb and lazy cause her dad didnt bother raising her
her pimp bf got her coked up and put some nonsense in her head that was already there cause of the media validating this nonsense
i know people who got raised by actor parents and they are pretty much just as fucked at montanna, but their parents actually give a fuck and would never disown them
its probably part mental illness, part drugs, and im sure she got touched funny at a hollywood party who knows, wouldnt shock me
Ladies you are looking good tonight!Looking at them now, they probably do already:
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(face deep in a baby diaper)
"I was born this way, bigot."
She's a squirter!xHamster
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damn man did he touch her or offered her to the Js
lordaringMatix
What's sum dem otha movies you hope dey dont make a forth
rush ow
Zzzzz
Just more retreated nostalgia bait for the consoomer. I haven't watched a "new" movie in what feels like half a decade.
Keanu needs to retire already. I'm sure it was contracted that he had a beard since he looks fat without it from what I seen in those Bill & Ted photos.
Zzzzz
Looking at them now, they probably do already:
View attachment 4676
(face deep in a baby diaper)
"I was born this way, bigot."
The thing I liked about the first film, which I think is only present in that one, is how desaturated it was and everything had a subtle tinge of green to it.I liked the grime aesthetic from movies in that period. Everything now is too sharp, clean and tidy looking even while shit is blowing up. It's all sanitized.
AOC revenge porn?what am i looking at here?
Zzzzz
Just more retreaded nostalgia bait for the consoomer. I haven't watched a "new" movie in what feels like half a decade.
Keanu needs to retire already. I'm sure it was contracted that he had a beard since he looks fat without it from what I seen in those Bill & Ted photos.
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