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And that said... The first movie isn't THAT good. It's aged quick.
Looking at them now, they probably do already:The Watchowski "sisters" can eat shit.
The Matrix was “whoa! So deep!” faux philosophy for five year olds/Tomlinsons.That seems to be a popular opinion here but I'd disagree with you strongly there. It's still an amazing movie to me and there's been no sci fi/action movie that's come close to it since (It's still real to me dammit) but I agree about the sequels - it didn't even need one, let alone fucking 3.
This one coming decades after the original two, which were absolute shit and pointless to begin with, is just ludicrous. The Watchowski "sisters" can eat shit.
It never needed a first. Just watch the cartoon Ghost in the Shell. It is basically the original version of The Matrix.It never needed a fourth movie.
It didn't even need a second or third.
Plus you see Major Motoko’s fawkin TITS!It never needed a first. Just watch the cartoon Ghost in the Shell. It is basically the original version of The Matrix.
The one on the left looks like a real silly blockheaded goose.Looking at them now, they probably do already:
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(face deep in a baby diaper)
"I was born this way, bigot."
Well put. If you’re an adult and still appreciate the matrix you’re a faggot. As always, kids get a pass. Man children should be hanged.The Matrix was “whoa! So deep!” faux philosophy for five year olds/Tomlinsons.
The first Matrix movie was good for its time, but fans and the Whackowski (or whatever) sisters ruined it.The Matrix was “whoa! So deep!” faux philosophy for five year olds/Tomlinsons.
Your not far off with Trinity. A part from the rest.Let me guess, it turns out that brave and strong Trinity is really "The One" and the bad guy is a straight white male? Agent Smith had gender dysphoria and is now also a brave strong woman married to Morpheus? I bet it ends up being over 3 hours long and is so tedious that it bombs hard enough to cancel several future movies and a spinoff Trinity cartoon series they more than likely have in the works.
Fucking nutjobs.Looking at them now, they probably do already:
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(face deep in a baby diaper)
"I was born this way, bigot."
I'm going to guess by those lips and teeth that this is Laurence Fishburne's daughter that he disowned
what am i looking at here?
That seems to be a popular opinion here but I'd disagree with you strongly there. It's still an amazing movie to me and there's been no sci fi/action movie that's come close to it since (It's still real to me dammit) but I agree about the sequels - it didn't even need one, let alone fucking 3.
This one coming decades after the original two, which were absolute shit and pointless to begin with, is just ludicrous. The Watchowski "sisters" can eat shit.
what am i looking at here?
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