The lizard king is done playing games. Vows to end the pig.

[NoBacon]

This fuckin guy don’t respect nobody, not even the high lord the lizard king himself

It’s very allegorical

The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a pig like my dad Tommy tomtom was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.​

 

[Prince Bvstin]

Bend the knee, swine!

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Seriously. I don't think he realizes how badly this whole thing has damaged his career. He doesn't even have a publisher anymore and hasn't written for any major publications in years. It's no surprise when half of his tweets are deranged shit like 'cyberstlaker. report and block' or explaining to some nigress that it wasn't actually him who told her to knock it off, spade.

Most people might be outwardly supportive to him on Twitter but you know there are tons of people who just look at the situation and think 'what the fuck is wrong with this guy?'.

He's fat is what I'm saying.

The funniest shit to me is that we're all like "get a fucking job, pat" but the moment he does, we're gonna bully whatever company into firing him anyway. The futility of it all is so god damn funny

 

[guest]

If he replied back in the same manner. I’d genuinely warm to the guy a bit.

He’s so autistic he can’t even not respond to it. He must win at all costs. Literally at the cost of his sanity, dignity and common sense. He’s going to lose his marriage and any career prospects over it.

Wrong as always, hatchling. Time runs low you for and your kin.

That's all I really got.

 

[Stent]

After his victory, the Lizard King will mount the Pig Man's head upon the wall of the lowest and darkest defecation chamber.

 

[FurBurger]

After his victory, the Lizard King will mount the Pig Man's head upon the wall of the lowest and darkest defecation chamber.

HIs head will be mounted on the downspout of the latrine shaft, so that he might continue in death as he did in life, spewing shit into the void.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This is honestly the funniest bit of all time. You know Patrick reads this shit and gets jealous that he could never write such epic, badass dialogue.

 

[NoBacon]

This is honestly the funniest bit of all time. You know Patrick reads this shit and gets jealous that he could never write such epic, badass dialogue.

Where was the LK’s whereabouts last night around 1am Wisconsin time?

 

[firstimelongtime]

Where was the LK’s whereabouts last night around 1am Wisconsin time?

 

[NoBacon]

Bumping because it’s funny this was unknowingly hours after his police meltdown.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've said multiple times that I could smush Patrick's lizard like a bug and not feel bad. I have seen the error of my ways and given myself 99 lashes for penance. May the Lizard King forgive me and spare my soul.

 

[guest]

Just coming back for a second helping of ribs

 

[Момент Силышенко]

The funniest shit to me is that we're all like "get a fucking job, pat" but the moment he does, we're gonna bully whatever company into firing him anyway. The futility of it all is so god damn funny

This is the life he chose, he must never let the idiots win, every "last word" means he has not yet lost. The pig man fears the L.

 

[Stent]

DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE CALLED YOUUUU ABOUT THE LIZARD KING?! DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?!

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

"Come on baby light my fire" = Hooligans

"Break on through to the other side" = trying to reconcile with Niki and move to her half of the half-house

 

[💩💩💩💩]

So there I was, robe on hog out, police knocking on my door, I'm on twitter arguing with my toilet, and then the fucking lizard king texts me.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

The Lizard King would cower under Patrick’s Dragon Shout

 

[Gay Faggot.]

The Lizard King would cower under Patrick’s Dragon Shout

That’s assuming the Lizard King isn’t Dragonborn himself. Are you willing to make that wager, milk drinker?

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

So there I was, robe on hog out, police knocking on my door, I'm on twitter arguing with my toilet, and then the fucking lizard king texts me.

I'm telling you Joe Rogan, it took four guys to drag me outta that house and put me in cuffs.