The Lizard King checks in

[NoBacon]

 

[NigelCumia]

You know he's in a bad mood, he even entertained The King the night of the swatting.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Opesterino]

ouch .. King isn't messing around today, right to the heart of the issue. one and done as they say.

 

[HotDogJoe]

Oh pig, you’re so piggish. Fat too. Also piggish.

Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat Fat fat fat fat fat fat fatFat fat fat fat fat fat fat Fat fat fat fat fat fat fat

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Whenever he gives his typical response, you are going to prison stlaker etc.. should be followed up with "tell your zero followers that"

 

[NoBacon]

I think it’s nice for the high lord himself to check in at these trying times

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

 

[Meownaw]

They kind of slap. Could do without the environment whining though.

 

[guest]

The Lizard King fucking rules...

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

Imagine getting this text then returning it with a serious replying that includes a threat of jail. Pat will overtake Chris Chan in the next couple years. Does Lizard King have a pickle suit in his lair?

 

[ChildSpitTake]

Rattlesnake is pretty great

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Imagine getting this text then returning it with a serious replying that includes a threat of jail. Pat will overtake Chris Chan in the next couple years. Does Lizard King have a pickle suit in his lair?

He has to go into his notepad to copy and paste this

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Rattlesnake is pretty great

Just watch out for this lil fella.

 

[NoBacon]

He has to go into his notepad to copy and paste this

He’s probably been on hold to twitter support for 18 solid hours, only pausing to tell a lizard monster he’s going to prison

 

[guest]

I’m Thrilled that the lizard king weighed in from the astral plane during these turbulent times. A much needed voice.

How come the copy pasta comes in (1/2) and other times it doesn’t?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

His lord highness, first of his name, the one and only true ruler of the seven kingdoms, the exalted Lizard King should probably have a Twitter account so he can really rub it into fatty.

 

[guest]

His lord highness, first of his name, the one and only true ruler of the seven kingdoms, the exalted Lizard King should probably have a Twitter account so he can really rub it into fatty.

Ooo I agree with this. Pig will seethe and have to correct the record.

 

[stealthygeek]

I’m Thrilled that the lizard king weighed in from the astral plane during these turbulent times. A much needed voice.

How come the copy pasta comes in (1/2) and other times it doesn’t?

Something to do with the texting apps.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I always voice these out