The Jaguar rebrand.

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yep, it's almost impossible to rip those old Mercedes ornaments out.

The Rolls Royce system is pretty cool:

I only learned Rolls Royce did that from the Jewlia music video.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I went and looked at a 95 SLS one time and the old faggot who owned it removed the hood ornament himself so he could beat the goddamn punk kids to it. The thing was a beat up piece of shit and he refused to let me drive it. He just drove me around his neighborhood. Miserable old cunt. Then I bought a mint STS, which is vastly superior, for less and I loved that car.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

They had to stop putting the leaping jaguar emblem on the front because people would walk by and break them off. Edit: sounds like something I read on Cracked.com. Fucking shit website.

It's because of pedestrian collision regulations nothing can stick out of the car, so if you do end up hitting a person, you're not gutting them like a fish. One of the reasons pop up head lights are gone too, but mostly because of molded lights now

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Yep, it's almost impossible to rip those old Mercedes ornaments out.

The Rolls Royce system is pretty cool:

I could take it.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Jaguar | It's For Faggots Now

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

It's because of pedestrian collision regulations nothing can stick out of the car, so if you do end up hitting a person, you're not gutting them like a fish. One of the reasons pop up head lights are gone too, but mostly because of molded lights now

Am I not supposed to have a javelin welded to my hood?

 

[despacito69]

What the fuck has their marketing team been doing for the last few years? There was a wide open window where this shit would have gotten so many seal claps, but even lesbian teachers of color are over it.

It always cracks me up when some talking head on internet claims that the Diversity campaigns are over. The DEI you guys bitch about has been in the literature for a few years, so now everyone is referencing from it. The truth is, it's just getting started.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Am I not supposed to have a javelin welded to my hood?

I always wanted to buy one of those fist dildos, paint it chrome and put it on my hood. And that's the ONLY reason.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I always wanted to buy one of those fist dildos, paint it chrome and put it on my hood. And that's the ONLY reason.

Then what, have someone hit you with your car from behind?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Then what, have someone hit you with your car from behind?

It'd be like the mechanical Mr. Hands.

 

[DMAN]

Jaguar | It's For Faggots Now

It looks like a commercial for a soda or an energy drink. But for fags only.

 

[EraGodless]

It always cracks me up when some talking head on internet claims that the Diversity campaigns are over. The DEI you guys bitch about has been in the literature for a few years, so now everyone is referencing from it. The truth is, it's just getting started.

It's been around in academic circles for quite sometime- atleast 20-30 years. Most millenials and definitely zoomers were educated and socialized under schools using DEI in the curriculum, their hiring practices, and when handling school discipline.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Jaguar | It's For Faggots Now

It’s unironically this.

 

[Stent]

An ad about being unique but they're all dressed the same in monotone and act the same while being a perfect copy of every stupid "diverse" marketing attempt for the last decade or more. This is what happens when you hire women.

 

[despacito69]

Honestly they look like rainbow colored cenobites from Hellraiser. Same aesthetic IMO

 

[LiberalPussy]

Honestly they look like rainbow colored cenobites from Hellraiser. Same aesthetic IMO

Same degenerate mentality that all leftist fags have like the Cenobites as well.

 

[TorpidSloth]

 

[TorpidSloth]

Tell me about England, is it safe to visit for a white person?

In all honesty, yes. Outside of the major cities, 100%. 98% white people; everyone polite and friendly. In London, certain areas best to stay away from at night if you're alone, but otherwise fine.

 

[Goddamn! Baboon]

Tell me about England, is it safe to visit for a white person?

I'd recommend Bradford, Birmingham, and Luton as essential places to visit if you want to experience the English culture.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Pretty fawkin' cool controller tho

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Ironically those Jaguars were rebranded as dental equipment.