The jackson jones video

[guest]

Pat disgustingly sucks his fingers clean, loudly, because of course he does.

Fat.

I'm not taking his side but the idiots who put this together gave them wings and zero napkins/wipes/paper towels.

 

[guest]

I'm not taking his side but the idiots who put this together gave them wings and zero napkins/wipes/paper towels.

They were probably hoping one of these fat idiots would wipe tears from their eyes with hot sauce fingers.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I'm not taking his side but the idiots who put this together gave them wings and zero napkins/wipes/paper towels.

Pat strikes me as a habitual finger sucker.

 

[guest]

Watched it again. Some things I missed the first time that nobody has mentioned.

After Rick's first bite, Jackson Jones has to tell him that he only has to take a bite not eat the whole wing. Piggy was gonna eat the whole thing.

The third question, Jackson says it's Pat's question so he should know the answer. He doesn't even ring in.

Also after the third question Ash (the other guy) starts talking shit about how Rick is getting sweaty.

After question 4, the only one he gets right, he's visibly relieved to be getting that glass of milk. His delicate palate must not like spicy.

There were 7 questions. Rick got one right. Of the other 6, he only rang in twice. Once he was too late and the other he was in first and wrong.

Nobody can count. It was supposed to be first one to 5 points wins. After question 5 they say it's 3-1 in favor of Ash and it was really 4-1. The final was 6-1 for Ash.

Questions he didn't ring in on:

What is the Wisconsin state bird?
Who is the head coach of the Brewers
Who is the former hedge fund manager who ran the largest Ponzi scheme?
What are Justin Bieber's fans called?

I'd be embarrassed at that showing if I were him. Mr Know it all got one out of seven correct. He got a 15%. About what I'd expect from someone with a 1.7 GPA.

 

[EraGodless]

"Comedian."

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Glad he can still get his hair coiffed in kiddie raper prison.

 

[Cuphead]

That thumbnail is ribs

 

[Mikekeke]

Pat disgustingly sucks his fingers clean, loudly, because of course he does.

Fat.

He wants everybody to know what an alpha he is. I LIKE SPICY, BEER, AND PUSSY stlaker. LICK MY FINGERS TO GET MORE IF I HAVE TO.

 

[Daddy Warbucks]

isn't there a standup video where Patrick calls Jackson Jones his good friend? I always remember this quote but I'm not sure where it originates from. Can someone here link it?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

An instant classic.
Just watching Patrick's mannerisms, lack of social cues, inauthenticity, brain haemorrhaging as he continues to lose.....
perfect length for when you're on the shitter this morning

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Pat strikes me as a habitual finger sucker.

Perhaps more than that.

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

isn't there a standup video where Patrick calls Jackson Jones his good friend? I always remember this quote but I'm not sure where it originates from. Can someone here link it?