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Damn why’d you have to kill my erection like that?That's from one of the non-#5 Josiah Tapes.
Here's what happened:
SpaceEdge paid Snackie for the passwords to every social media account/online bullshit she has--Twitter, her blog, everything--and she accepted because she's an ugly fat tax cheat on the run from the IRS in Puerto Rico and needs the money and she stinks. While she tries to keep dodging the tax man, SE skin-suited her online footprint and pulled another Apostlegate, this time getting Pat to make an utter ass of himself directly to the judiciary system--no fake reporter, just exposing his idiocy in full view of his own lawyers and judges. Now he's come back down the mountain to accept his praise and pre-jacuzzi blowjobs.
I'm going with this until the whole thing comes out which will no doubt be orders of magnitude funnier.
As the hour of the money transfer draws near, our heating universe is no place for a cryogenic man. Will Patrick pay? Will he skip out, resulting in the immediate refreeze of apostle? Only time will tell!
January 6th... 9/11... what somma them other holidays we got?8/24 a new forum holiday?
He has never gotten away with itAll i know is he CANT keep getting away with it!!!! And hes also fat. Very veryyyy fat.
He got away with a decent amount of BS pre Norm/11 until we came along to corrrrrect the recorddddHe has never gotten away with it
That's what I mean, brothaman. He didn't get away with it.He got away with a decent amount of BS pre Norm/11 until we came along to corrrrrect the recordddd
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