The heat death of the Pativerse?

[1073waaf]

Spaceayyyyyy love ya miss ya brother!

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

That's from one of the non-#5 Josiah Tapes.

Damn why’d you have to kill my erection like that?

 

[dee dee ramone]

Here's what happened:
SpaceEdge paid Snackie for the passwords to every social media account/online bullshit she has--Twitter, her blog, everything--and she accepted because she's an ugly fat tax cheat on the run from the IRS in Puerto Rico and needs the money and she stinks. While she tries to keep dodging the tax man, SE skin-suited her online footprint and pulled another Apostlegate, this time getting Pat to make an utter ass of himself directly to the judiciary system--no fake reporter, just exposing his idiocy in full view of his own lawyers and judges. Now he's come back down the mountain to accept his praise and pre-jacuzzi blowjobs.
I'm going with this until the whole thing comes out which will no doubt be orders of magnitude funnier.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

AAAAIIIIGHHHHE NEEEIIGH

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

Everything that freezes... must thaw.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

Now where’s that rascal @Pringle Can Lothario hiding? He’s gotta be in on da bit. Thomas and him both dropped off around the same time. Too coincidental IMO.

I wanna see Whacky Jacky back pedal on how she got him fired. Or will she claim admin gave someone the account to impersonate him and just make it look like he’s back?

Ohhh all the zany possibilities she may cook up are endless.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

All hail the king! A new day of Pat posting

 

[DominusOdium]

As the hour of the money transfer draws near, our heating universe is no place for a cryogenic man. Will Patrick pay? Will he skip out, resulting in the immediate refreeze of apostle? Only time will tell!

Goddamn what a fucking day

 

[chewtoycock]

8/24 a new forum holiday?

January 6th... 9/11... what somma them other holidays we got?

 

[Turd]

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[Bin_The_Blacks]

Our boy Thomas is trending on X.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat commits to paying quasi then this guy returns. Pat really cant help but make his life worse.

 

[guest]

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Good to see you back, brah.

But what else can you do at this point, since this thing seems like its about to wrap up for good, legal-wise?

Unless you hijacked Jackie OR she is a construct of your own making?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Every time SpaceEdge comes back I hear the SAW twist music playing in my head.

HELLO, JACKIE. I'D LIKE TO PLAY A GAME...

 

[More Worser]

All i know is he CANT keep getting away with it!!!! And hes also fat. Very veryyyy fat.

He has never gotten away with it

 

[Phish]

He has never gotten away with it

He got away with a decent amount of BS pre Norm/11 until we came along to corrrrrect the recordddd

 

[TorqueWheeler]

 

[More Worser]

He got away with a decent amount of BS pre Norm/11 until we came along to corrrrrect the recordddd

That's what I mean, brothaman. He didn't get away with it.
If you commit a crime and get caught a few years later, you didn't get away with it.