The half mil. hovel

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat actually thinks all of the things he has are killer. He grew up in what amounts to a double wide trailer in the middle of nowhere. His family members are driving 20 year old Ford Taurus’s. His cool dude lifestyle is actually cool to him.

To him Manhattan and Milwaukee are the same thing.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember someone made a tweet asking people who was the most famous person from their hometown and pat responded " Me".

The most famous person in a town of under 2k people is a guy that doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page? Sounds pretty far-fetched to me.

Even betta - his hometown’s Wikipedia page doesn’t even list him as a famous resident. Be a real shame if some rascal edits their page and adds Pat but with a very unfortunate description. Patrick S Tomlinson - Fat Disgraced Former Author and Internet Laughing Stock / Man-Baby.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

The most famous person in a town of under 2k people is a guy that doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page? Sounds pretty far-fetched to me.

Even betta - his hometown’s Wikipedia page doesn’t even list him as a famous resident. Be a real shame if some rascal edits their page and adds Pat but with a very unfortunate description. Patrick S Tomlinson - Fat Disgraced Former Author and Internet Laughing Stock / Man-Baby.

Well to be fair, wikipedia lists three notable people from there and the only one from this century is a rotten tomatoes critic. If pat ever gets a wikipedia page (probably will happen around the time the FBI comes and rounds us all up) he might tie that guy.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Zillow is always 100% right, child.
View attachment 166417This is how he pictures half a hovel in his head