BenDovid
Like this is somehow better. Is it satire? I swear..I can't tell anymore..are you really with your friends, in person, on this board?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Like this is somehow better. Is it satire? I swear..I can't tell anymore..are you really with your friends, in person, on this board?
Being on your phone at dinner is better than sitting at home online defending yourself to people and trashing people who haven't thought of you in a decade, while waiting for your online friends to come on for your time-void bullshit video game discord behavior.
In comparison to you waiting on your faggot online acquaintance to play some shitty vaporware game, yeah
BenDovid
You don't know what this means do you. It's like you're all shoving each other out of the way to step in dogshit. Please proceed.
Realizing it is the first step.
Danny: I sleep in a racing car
Ekpeki's Gold Digger: I sleep in a big bed with my wife
Dan, this is a Simpsons reference when Kirk Van Houten and his wife split apart
Ekpeki's Gold Digger: I sleep in a big bed with my wife
Dan, this is a Simpsons reference when Kirk Van Houten and his wife split apart
Why would you even jump into a thread shitting on Sam and make it all about you
I'm just skimming through this clusterfuck but "Opie was DRIVEN to work!" has to be the strangest slam to make considering the other two made just as ample use of their manservants, and in even more pathetic ways. At least Opie didn't have CSK run his podcasting business or arrange shipping for celebrity photographs like they're Golconda diamonds.
BenDovid
Eat shit dude. The Danny Hate train needs to keep chugging. If you see me post and don't say something Jewish or Guitar Hero you will be looked upon as a traitor. So no matter where my opinions lie, a trail of semi-coherent bullshit will be left in it's wake, since nobody can resist getting the 'ol smasheroo in. The never ending game of backseat stop hitting yourself continues...
Context matters. If we're talking about ego around the office what the fuck does KTC doing shit off the clock have to do with anything? Stop reading every post, how can I twist this to shit all over the guy. You see how the context doesn't fit, yes? Jim was able to come to work like an adult. Anthony and the remainder of staff was able to come to work like an adult. Op was the only one who needed to be treated like an A-Lister 100% of the time. It would be the same if Keith woke up and drove to Anthony to wake him up and drive him to work. Then, wait on him hand and foot, escort him to the bathroom, make his oatmeal, carry his bags and drive him home. That was some extra large diva shit. Especially when the previous posts were casting Opie as some lonely misunderstood emo. Stop.
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Is there a secret part of this forum where you’re having fun discussions with people about cool subjects? Seems to me it’s just you arguing and getting self righteous and mad.
Also do you realize the massive contradiction in your statement?
This: Let's pretend there's a Waffle House Message Board right? And you can find your local Waffle House where customers talk shit about the people who work there. You're telling me, you'd have ZERO interest to see what customers were saying about your coworkers?
And this:
Wow. My life. Why is O&A the zenith of everything for you guys. It's like talking to 100 Bobo's.
Cant both be both true… unless you’re such a sad man that any job you worked at more than a decade ago would be interesting enough to read about your former coworkers getting shit on
For example: when I was a young buck working late nights during college I was shown a funny radio show on satellite radio by a miserable old man who was an unironic Sam roberts fan. I have no idea about any of those coworkers and would not be interested in a forum where they get shit on. You otoh peaked as a glorified intern and you’re desperately trying to get back the smallest bit of that feeling by fighting on a message board where people shit on those coworkers. All the while pretending that the show was small potatoes and your life is way better now
BenDovid
I spent 8 years on a radio show and there's this message board about it. That's what makes me here different from you here. Your topics of conversation specifically touch on things I did or was a part of or people I knew. I simply do not know how to further exlplain this. If you need more help, show it to a friend.
One of the all time greatest Master Po moments was when Anthony revealed that it only took 30 seconds for Po to take his car from the garage to the front of the building to pick up or drop off Anthony. Yet in those mere seconds Master Po would change all of Anthony's radio presets and move all of the mirrors and driver's seat around to make himself right at home. And in Po's deranged daily takeover of Anthony's car, one time he spaced out so badly that he left his Viagra prescription in the cup holder which Keith found and gave to the show just to humiliate Po.
By the way, Master Po, another person who hated Danny on the show. And it had nothing to do with being an "Opie Person" or being on "Team Opie". It was when Danny tried to out alpha Po in front of his friends during his 'Arena' show. That moment caused Master Po to despise Danny and it had nothing to do directly with O&A.
Danny knew that Little Nicky had been helped by Erock when he made his 'Danny is a Fag' song. And Troy and others helped as well. They pulled the clips of Danny bombing and saying other embarrassing things. Also Danny's response with the 'Co-Fucking-Caine' bit was better than Little Nicky's song (though both were funny).
He never gives us anything new. Most of his information has to be correct by someone else here. We must have asked him a million times about Treefort Richard and Anthony admitting that they did homosexual acts to each other and we get no response.
You're not only jewish, you're short and very ugly (redundant given the jew thing).
Like 25% of this board at best is dedicated to OnA at this point. Why don’t you just leave it alone? No one even talks about you until you come Kool Aid manning into another thread to argue with people. I feel bad for you, genuinely. And I’d genuinely tell you if I didn’t, genuinely.
So what are you looking for? Kudos? 3 cheers? A friend?
BenDovid
Vurry good. I go to temple on Saturday and put the box on my head. Then we all enter a meeting room where we discuss which white people have the most money and what would be the best way to get it, and then we go out into the neighborhood like rats stealing all the white peoples money and hoard it, considering most Hasidic populations are poor as fuck, but we just like to have it. We smell it sometimes as it gives us power. We are concurrently small and weak yet strong enough to dominate all aspects of global life at the same time. It's crazy. We control your banks, what you read, what you watch at home, what you watch when you're out. You outnumber us 20 to 1 but can't even figure out how to regain control of the system to begin to change it. Anyway, you were saying?
You're right. I thought I was going to be able to participate in a thread about somebody else for once. But you all made sure that was never going to happen. If you're upset that threads turn into this when I post, maybe it should be encouraged to not shitpost ad nauseum when you see a reply from me. Go to your DMAN's and your Linger Longer's and your Sue Lightnings and tell them to shut the fuck up and stop ruining every fucking thread. Moderate the board, ban me, or just shut the fuck up really, because I don't care about the fucking decorum and manners here.