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The funniest line from Ant's "glorious return to radio"

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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He actually said in the first ten minutes or so "For any kids listening..." and then went on to explain what shock jocks were. I'd be truly amazed if more than ten people under the age of 25 were listening to that garbage but nana actually still thinks he's appealing to a young audience. Retard, your audience in 2025 is nothing but total morons like Fred and people who want to listen to two hours of Frank Sinatra leading into your show. Opie was completely accurate when he said his livestream for 100 people was less pitiful than Ant's return to radio. Nobody cares.
 

RoTheHo69

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He actually said in the first ten minutes or so "For any kids listening..." and then went on to explain what shock jocks were. I'd be truly amazed if more than ten people under the age of 25 were listening to that garbage but nana actually still thinks he's appealing to a young audience. Retard, your audience in 2025 is nothing but total morons like Fred and people who want to listen to two hours of Frank Sinatra leading into your show. Opie was completely accurate when he said his livestream for 100 people was less pitiful than Ant's return to radio. Nobody cares.
10???
 
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Opie didn't catch it, said he was sleeping and doesn't have the app.

And he frets that Ant may have signed or be about to sign a contract locking him in to work for the station and nowhere else.


This is one of the best Opie shows I've seen so far, I think he did good. But it's so funny how Opie doesn't care but he does because he keeps on bringing up Anthony's radio deal. It's funny to watch him "not care"
 

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Would be surprised if the total average listener count was much more than 10 at any given time of the show. Outside of fat Chinese looking chimney sweeps, I can’t imagine many other ball washers or family members tuned in. Just way too inconvenient of a time slot even if you are interested. As for truckers or geezers that just happened to have their favorite conservative talk station on, how long would someone who had no idea who Nana was actually leave this garbage on? It’s not like he could have even made any coherent let alone interesting takes on anything.
 
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"Sunday night, 8PM. Time for my Dewar's and Coke and some good ol' AM radio, like we did things in the old days. Hmmm. Anthony Cue-mia? Can't say I've ever heard of him. Well, let's see what he has to say. Oh, hahaha, sure, I remember shock-radio. Boy, those guys sure were outrageous! Wait, what did he just say? He was fired and blacklisted by show business for speaking his mind about the blacks committing crimes? Oh, well, that sure is unfair. Hahaha, a "Jaws" reference! I remember that movie! I really kind of like this Cue-mia fella. From here on out, I'll be following this guy. He's exactly the kind of young go-getter radio needs to return to cultural prominence!"
 
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Would be surprised if the total average listener count was much more than 10 at any given time of the show. Outside of fat Chinese looking chimney sweeps, I can’t imagine many other ball washers or family members tuned in. Just way too inconvenient of a time slot even if you are interested. As for truckers or geezers that just happened to have their favorite conservative talk station on, how long would someone who had no idea who Nana was actually leave this garbage on? It’s not like he could have even made any coherent let alone interesting takes on anything.
People who still own and use an AM radio, at 8PM on Sunday night, no less, who also remember who Nana is, AND were aware of his triumphant return to radio. That's a pretty tiny demographic. Even if we give him full benefit of the doubt, and round up, there couldn't have been more than 500 people who actually listened to this thing, and maybe a hundred who made it all the way through.
 

JasperB

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People who still own and use an AM radio, at 8PM on Sunday night, no less, who also remember who Nana is, AND were aware of his triumphant return to radio. That's a pretty tiny demographic. Even if we give him full benefit of the doubt, and round up, there couldn't have been more than 500 people who actually listened to this thing, and maybe a hundred who made it all the way through.
If there were actually 100 people who made it through to the end of the show, it’s safe to assume that most of them just fell asleep in their chair and woke up to the occasional gay Nana hoot or shriek. It’s either WABC or whatever’s on MeTV for the retarded boomer/geezer demo with nothing to do on a Sunday Night.
 
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Opie didn't catch it, said he was sleeping and doesn't have the app.

And he frets that Ant may have signed or be about to sign a contract locking him in to work for the station and nowhere else.


Had to catch a snooze Brotherman. You need to get your beauty sleep or you look like a PATHETIC ANT!!!!
 

RoTheHo69

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Would be surprised if the total average listener count was much more than 10 at any given time of the show. Outside of fat Chinese looking chimney sweeps, I can’t imagine many other ball washers or family members tuned in. Just way too inconvenient of a time slot even if you are interested. As for truckers or geezers that just happened to have their favorite conservative talk station on, how long would someone who had no idea who Nana was actually leave this garbage on? It’s not like he could have even made any coherent let alone interesting takes on anything.
He took this "opportunity" to spend the first 20-30 minutes(?) more or less reading off the content of his shitty books. So whoever was determined enough to sit there and listen was only punished for it. Nana's such a fucking retard.
 

Chive Turkey

Erock Army Desserter
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Would be surprised if the total average listener count was much more than 10 at any given time of the show. Outside of fat Chinese looking chimney sweeps, I can’t imagine many other ball washers or family members tuned in. Just way too inconvenient of a time slot even if you are interested. As for truckers or geezers that just happened to have their favorite conservative talk station on, how long would someone who had no idea who Nana was actually leave this garbage on? It’s not like he could have even made any coherent let alone interesting takes on anything.
He's just a terrible fit. He's been on a downward spiral for over a decade and the three-punch combo of his obsessive racism, ossified sense of humor and abject laziness has whittled his fan base down to a hugbox of truly pathetic and dedicated ballwashers. That's the echo chamber he's engineered for himself and he'd do well to stay in it, because he doesn't have anything to offer anything to anyone outside of that little tidepool.

He's too vulgar for old folks and too ancient for young people. Too extreme for MIGA and too corporate for groypers. Too uninformed for pundits and too unfunny and boring for people who just want entertainment. He has zero appeal for any demographic at this point.
 

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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He's too vulgar for old folks and too ancient for young people. Too extreme for MIGA and too corporate for groypers. Too uninformed for pundits and too unfunny and boring for people who just want entertainment.



Sue, this is a Simpsons reference.
 
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