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The fuck is taking Porsalin so long with his pig documentary?

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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I’ve spoken about Pat and Niki and my sources numerous times including multiple times yesterday so I’m not sure what the mystery is. I’ve also shared more info privately with additional funsters, including video and screenshots validating the sources’ legitimacy. My side of the street is clean.

And the explanation for pig posting a picture of them together smiling yesterday when they're supposedly separated is....?
 

patrick is fat

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I’ve spoken about Pat and Niki and my sources numerous times including multiple times yesterday so I’m not sure what the mystery is. I’ve also shared more info privately with additional funsters, including video and screenshots validating the sources’ legitimacy. My side of the street is clean.
I was trying to just go with this because it would have been funny, but at this point I can't anymore because of the way you respond to criticism. To be clear, you sound like a massive faggot, there is just no other way to say it. Your side of the street is clean? Nigger, we don't even know where your street is because you won't tell us!

This HAS to be a bit. You HAVE to be trying to make everyone upset, because you're doing a pretty good job of it.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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I was trying to just go with this because it would have been funny, but at this point I can't anymore because of the way you respond to criticism. To be clear, you sound like a massive faggot, there is just no other way to say it. Your side of the street is clean? Nigger, we don't even know where your street is because you won't tell us!

This HAS to be a bit. You HAVE to be trying to make everyone upset, because you're doing a pretty good job of it.
My response is whatever upsets you most, yes.
 

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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It's gonna be long as fuck, and you niggers are still going to complain that he missed some obscure details.
As long as the major stuff is covered, I'm good. I've been trying to explain Pat to my brother, and he just gives me this blank look like I'm insane. There's so much details, it's nearly impossible to paint a clear picture. I'm confident Porsalin will be concise.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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As long as the major stuff is covered, I'm good. I've been trying to explain Pat to my brother, and he just gives me this blank look like I'm insane. There's so much details, it's nearly impossible to paint a clear picture. I'm confident Porsalin will be concise.
It would be best if it’s in chapters - like one covering the lawsuits, one covering the SWATTings, one covering his abusive twitter behavior before norm / 11, one covering his many tall tales (bar fights, AMA, gym bro, etc) one covering Josh Moon, etc.
 

John Wayne Gacy

Patrick's real father
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It would be best if it’s in chapters - like one covering the lawsuits, one covering the SWATTings, one covering his abusive twitter behavior before norm / 11, one covering his many tall tales (bar fights, AMA, gym bro, etc) one covering Josh Moon, etc.
Exactly. Beige Frequency was able to knock out documentary after documentary with this method.
 

Coonskin

Don't thank the felon, Keith
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Pat has proven over time he's miniseries material and a full fledge doc isn't ever going to get the full story. I've told myself for years I'd start it but I'm so goddamn lazy.
 

NoBacon

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My friend is a psychiatrist, so I told her a little about the pig and asked if she'd watch this documentary to give me her diagnosis of Pat. She agreed and now we're both just waiting on Porsalin to finish the fucking thing. Her first impressions from the few things I have shown her is that I'm insane and that Pat is fat.

She got nice tits?
 
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