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The first month of Pats twitter a retrospective
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Fat people go to the gym to, Patrick. It doesn't prove anything
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I think once that abortion thing went viral was when his ego went through the roof and he got more hostile and overconfident.
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I reallllly don’t buy that he’s 6’.
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In 81:30. So he's going less than 6mph. What a badass!
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The process server said he was 5'7 and he's eye to eye with every fat woman in the pink shirt hold me back before I kill nazis video.
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of course he liked that faggot Chris Kluwe. He was Kaepernick before Kaepernick. A mediocre position players who tried to claim it was his politics were at fault. Then he started posting snarky tweets about how he had dirt on his Vikings teammates. Nobody wanted him because he was terrible.
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This is one of my favorite Pat tweets. I truly believe his body dysmorphia is so out of control that he genuinely doesn't understand why everyone calls him fat.
Also, lol at Pat calling anyone a cuck.
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Projection off the charts, I call other men on the internet cucks, but I'm a blue eyed stud, so it's not weird.
This is one of my favorite Pat tweets. I truly believe his body dysmorphia is so out of control that he genuinely doesn't understand why everyone calls him fat.
Also, lol at Pat calling anyone a cuck.
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He's fucking deranged lol.
This is one of my favorite Pat tweets. I truly believe his body dysmorphia is so out of control that he genuinely doesn't understand why everyone calls him fat.
Also, lol at Pat calling anyone a cuck.
"I'm definitely not fat. People from all over the world are conspiring against me to make me think I'm fat."
Sounds like a real gangstalking victim.
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Month #2
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It's hard to pick a single thing to make fun of here, but I'll go with that he thought fantasy football excludes fat dorks like him and the bartender thought he was a real man's man. Like with everything else, he knows so little about anything he claims as a personality trait that he doesn’t know how stupid he looks with his stories/lies. Oh, and fucking "lappy". Who talks like that? Prezziesssssss.
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Eating hamburger helper and 5 day "benders" in his mid 30s. Good to see he was always fat garbage.
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2023 Patrick would claim anyone thinking he's pretentious to being on his laptop in public is a projecting, sociopathic stlaker.