Detroit pizza looks like the square bullshit pizza they serve in school for lunch. Did he get a carton of milk with it too?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The fat man is eating an entire grandma-style pizza alone his first night in Detroit at #Penguicon
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Next he'll be fascinating us with his musings on thick cut versus skinny fries
"skin-on potato wedges also deserve a seat at the table, children"
Any more scintillating food based observations you fat fucking idiot?
"skin-on potato wedges also deserve a seat at the table, children"
Any more scintillating food based observations you fat fucking idiot?
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How can this fat faggot even afford to go out to eat
I mean he's fat, so
Chocolate.
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He's definitely one of those faggots who likes strawberry milk
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Nice non nutritious meal, stupid!
The fact he wants to fight over pizza is classic pat.
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You can easily find 20 or 30 of us who be willing (genuinely, I'd tell you if they were lying) to box Pat in a controlled legal setting.
If Pat could fight me and win I'd pay his legal fees. I have no real experience and am probably a good 40 or 50 pounds lighter than him.
Pats weakness is that he is a fat out of shape cunt. A huge fucking pussy. He has possible rage strength from an autistic spergout but he's such an overweight drunk he'd burn out in 30 seconds.
Square pizza with crust that is "chewy and crispy" aka, shit. Also they don't even use the proper cheese, they use Wisconsin Brick Cheese. whatever the fuck that is.
Pat has never been in a fight, I don’t think he’s even been near a fight. He thinks fights are just like in the movies with one liners and heavily choreographed action. He believes he’s a “trained fighter” because he’s watched The Matrix.
Don't give Hoolgans any ideas.
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Going to have to respectfully disagree. It’s pretty good when done well.
but it’s nothing new. As per usual, Rick is a Midwestern rube 10+ years behind the times.
Seems a little dough heavy to me, but i'd be willing to try it at least. But nothing annoys me more than the people who try to signal how much more cultured they are like Pat is. Same with the faggots who would always say "oh well this isn't Reaaaaaal pizza, they don't serve it this way in Italy." there It's dough, marinara, mozzarella, toppings. fuck off niggers.
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Yeah it is bready so if you don’t like that then you may not care for it. It’s like a nice buttery crispy outside with chewy inside then sauce and cheese on top. Not a pile of slop like a chicago style.
Pat loves his carbs so its no surprise that he eats a whole pizza to himself. Just looked it up and man that is a lot of bread. Im sure it tastes fine but damn thats a lot.
Stuffed pizza is better for that. like deep dish but there's a crust below, you layer in the toppings and cheese, then put another crust on top with the tomato sauce on top. Definitely cuts down on the mess. usually after the first couple bites you can just pick it up.
That looks like a pan pizza from pizza hut but square. With sauce drizzled all over it. It needs some pistachios on the side and Pat would have a gourmet meal.Pat loves his carbs so its no surprise that he eats a whole pizza to himself. Just looked it up and man that is a lot of bread. Im sure it tastes fine but damn thats a lot.
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He meant to type ‘fuck me’ but his giant fat fingers accidentally typed something vaguely heterosexual. He’s also fat.