The fat man is eating an entire grandma-style pizza alone his first night in Detroit at #Penguicon

[Brooke Shields]

To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"Fight me.


But only online, otherwise I will hide in my house and call the cops".

Also, nice hot take from 1995, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Fight me? This loser hides from any confrontation

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

It's a rectangle, stupid. You can't call it a pie anymore.

 

[Cuphead]

This fat fuck goes on a trip and the first thing he does is eat a whole fucking pizza by himself

 

[Meownaw]

Chicago pizza is garbage so I'm sure Pat likes that too.

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Probably got it from a Little Caesars

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Ron calls them Pizza Soup

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Saying fight me after stating a mundane opinion that barely deviates from the mainstream, has to be one of my least favorite twitterisms

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Probably got it from a Little Caesars

"Y'all have been sleeping on the Hot N Ready, child. It slaps, and shits different now".

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Has he taken selfies with his “fans”? Or just drunk and alone like everyday

 

[Ladynyahh]

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To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?

I hate the way he talks... "In the conversation" go fuck your mother

 

[Mike Glyer]

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To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?

Unfortunately Nikkki couldn't make it because her schedule is so packed.

 

[guest]

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To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?

Pizza Pockets and desert pizzas his mama used to make him.

 

[guest]

There's a real New Haven Frank Pepe styled Apizza place a few mile away that is awesome. Tomatoes Apizza, in Farmington Hills, he got Hungry Howies or Jet's, which Jet's isn't the worst. Either way Detroit style sucks. He's fat and he's stalking me.

 

[Bigsmooth]

Goes to a pedo convention and instantly starts tweeting about pizza?

 

[RobertMewler]

Goes to a pedo convention and instantly starts tweeting about pizza?

Oh no. So what's "Detroit style pizza"?? Extra pepperoni because of all the niglets living there?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?

Hopefully they’ll get YouTube in Milwaukee someday so Pat can learn about all of the other food trends people have been pushing around the country for the last 5-10 years.

Hold onto your too tight backwards fat guy hat for the day you discover cronuts, Pat!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Sam Roberts has a more sophisticated palete than Saturated Pats here.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Did Quasi approve that pizza purchase?