To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The fat man is eating an entire grandma-style pizza alone his first night in Detroit at #Penguicon
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To be clear, Patrick thinks that rectangular pizza should "be in the conversation" with normal pizza and retarded deep dish pizza.
Of course they should, retard. What other types even are there? Pizza bagels and pizza boats?
"Fight me.
But only online, otherwise I will hide in my house and call the cops".
Also, nice hot take from 1995, stupid.
But only online, otherwise I will hide in my house and call the cops".
Also, nice hot take from 1995, stupid.
Fight me? This loser hides from any confrontation
It's a rectangle, stupid. You can't call it a pie anymore.
Probably got it from a Little Caesars
Ron calls them Pizza Soup
Saying fight me after stating a mundane opinion that barely deviates from the mainstream, has to be one of my least favorite twitterisms
"Y'all have been sleeping on the Hot N Ready, child. It slaps, and shits different now".
Has he taken selfies with his “fans”? Or just drunk and alone like everyday
I hate the way he talks... "In the conversation" go fuck your mother
Unfortunately Nikkki couldn't make it because her schedule is so packed.
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Pizza Pockets and desert pizzas his mama used to make him.
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There's a real New Haven Frank Pepe styled Apizza place a few mile away that is awesome. Tomatoes Apizza, in Farmington Hills, he got Hungry Howies or Jet's, which Jet's isn't the worst. Either way Detroit style sucks. He's fat and he's stalking me.
Oh no. So what's "Detroit style pizza"?? Extra pepperoni because of all the niglets living there?Goes to a pedo convention and instantly starts tweeting about pizza?
Hopefully they’ll get YouTube in Milwaukee someday so Pat can learn about all of the other food trends people have been pushing around the country for the last 5-10 years.
Hold onto your too tight backwards fat guy hat for the day you discover cronuts, Pat!
Sam Roberts has a more sophisticated palete than Saturated Pats here.
Did Quasi approve that pizza purchase?