The Eclipse

[Turry]

Read ya book
Read ya book

 

[Guest]

Read ya book
Read ya book

If I ever do any see of the anti christ, it will end very quickly and very poorly and he knows that, of course.

 

[Turry]

If I ever do any see of the anti christ, it will end very quickly and very poorly and he knows that, of course.

You'd be all like "Ooooooo a hand stamp just like at Disneyland! SO EPIC!"

 

[Guest]

You'd be all like "Ooooooo a hand stamp just like at Disneyland! SO EPIC!"

I’d use my keys as a knuckle duster or whatever I could get my hands on and blind his one working eye. I’d try anyway.

He’s a fucking PUNK.

 

[Coonskin]

The Jews always plan an eclipse as a distraction for something else. Head on a swivel, lambchops.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Uhhh yeah I'm totes Christian that's why I'm afraid of the return of Christ instead of being overjoyed.

The jews, who killed Christ, are going to bring the return of Christ?

 

[quark]

Couldn't imagine caring.

GO TO WORK LIBTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Rumors swirling that Taylor Swift is romantically linked to the eclipse. Paparazzi expected to release scandalizing photos tomorrow.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

If I ever do any see of the anti christ, it will end very quickly and very poorly and he knows that, of course.

This is definitely my favorite recurring bit

 

[Dennyislife]

I saw an eclipse in 1999 which probably had all sorts of Internet cult types saying it was the end of the world. I was just living in the moment maaaaan

I got a train down to Cornwall England to see it. A chartered on especially. Full of girl scouts mostly.

Train spotters at all the stations getting photos. I didn't sleep even though it was a overnight train


It was, obviously, mostly cloudy but when it went dark it was still very noticable. Some street lights came on in the distance as we stood in a field once hill and some people thought it was UFOS.

 

[Guest]

CERN are also doing some particle accelerator shit during the eclipse, too. I’m sure it’s not related.

 

[guest]

Mainstream media wants to turn society into a bunch of superstitious Mayans, because they have some "plans" for y'all, and want y'all to blame it on astronomical events, lmfao...Grift is as old as the Conquistadors.


#2025

 

[DMbA]

Not a bad car to have

It's a fucking mishibishi...

 

[satanssockpuppet]

The amazing thing is seeing just how many people have absolutely no idea what a solar eclipse even is. I mean, we learned about that shit in like second grade. Yet I see people posting the most brainless takes, like they don't understand the mechanism of it at all.