The Dutch do it best

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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[kingship75]

I’m all in wit da kittens.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I’m all in wit da kittens.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[BUBBLER]

My cat has been dead for years, but he would've beat the shit out of all of your cats, no cap...

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

You created Cruijff, Bergkamp, van Nistel Roy and now can't sniff the tournament. I'm telling Holland to go back to the way they used to be!!!

 

[DMbA]

I thought you were referring to me because of my German heritage and my desire to find a final solution to my deadly gas problem. But now I see that the brotherman who is literally Hitler trumped me.

I always wanted to clog up that other token hole from the show, Jessi Combs, but she done clogged herself up Amelia Earhart style. I think she tried to power her jet car with moxie, which is a weak fuel for burnouts.

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I wonder if she ended up looking like Ryan Dunn when she was (well) done.

Never heard about her but this is hilarious ofc she died larpping as a man

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

My cat has been dead for years, but he would've beat the shit out of all of your cats, no cap...

My cats would elimate you and your dead cat on sight, faggot.

 

[Jenna]

Get Patreeky back.

You're not brothers, you're close friends, right?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Get Patreeky back.

You're not brothers, you're close friends, right?

He's too busy getting his cock sucked by twinks and churning their butter to even think about returning right now.

 

[Jenna]

He's too busy getting his cock sucked by twinks and churning their butter to even think about returning right now.

I miss him

 

[Dusty Dan]

When you're fucking a girl you like to have a bonnet on her. That's right, take it in the bonnet you dirty girl.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Why don't the Dutch feed their kids, then?

Seems almost cruel.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Why don't the Dutch feed their kids, then?

Seems almost cruel.

Is this why they're all in wheelchairs?

 

[Not bad]

Why don't the Dutch feed their kids, then?

Seems almost cruel.

Do they buy duipers?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've got plenty of deadly gas to contribute. It's the final solution to my irritable bowel syndrome, which has been making me fuhrerious. Watch the Mythbusters episode where Adam and Hymie test how many farts it would take to kill a jew you.

Sorry for the Freudian slip typo.

I was watching Mythbusters with my dad back in the day and the one guy said something about how he had a hot date with a lady later and my dad started hysterically laughing and was like "DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE SAID??" Like that fruit insinuating that he's not gay was the most preposterous shit he'd ever heard.