The Dutch do it best

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Churning butter that is.

I'm high as fuck.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

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[Build Black Better]

Churning out gassers that is:

I'm spry as fuck.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Churning out gassers that is:

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I'm spry as fuck.

@gassers is my nigga, no one fucks with him.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Churning out gassers that is:

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I'm spry as fuck.

I had about 2 weeks where I was eating these delicious chili corn nut sort of things by the handful, especially after a few beers.

I don’t know what’s in them but whatever it is, I had the most rancid, sour, gaseous gassers… I had to air out the bedroom for an entire day

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

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We're still hilarious.

 

[Build Black Better]

@gassers is me, nigga, no one fucks with him me

 

[Build Black Better]

I had about 2 weeks where I was eating these delicious chili corn nut sort of things by the handful, especially after a few beers.

I don’t know what’s in them but whatever it is, I had the most rancid, sour, gaseous gassers… I had to air out the bedroom for an entire day

Did you at least dutch oven yourself or the random stinky slut lying next to you before you let that precious golden gas escape into the ether?

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Churning out gassers that is:

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I'm spry as fuck.

Dutch ovens rule.

I want to exterminate kikes in Dutch ovens.

 

[Build Black Better]

Dutch ovens rule.

I want to exterminate kikes in Dutch ovens.

I've got plenty of deadly gas to contribute. It's the final solution to my irritable bowel syndrome, which has been making me fuhrerious. Watch the Mythbusters episode where Adam and Hymie test how many farts it would take to kill a jew you.

Sorry for the Freudian slip typo.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

I've got plenty of deadly gas to contribute. Watch the Mythbusters episode where Adam and Jamie test how many farts it would take to kill a jew you.

Sorry for the Freudian slip typo.

Hitler ribbed my exterminating kikes post, I'm so fucking happy right now.

Love da Mythbusters, i always wanted to clog up that redhead chick from the show.

 

[Build Black Better]

Hitler ribbed my exterminating kikes post, I'm so fucking happy right now.

Love da Mythbusters, i always wanted to clog up that redhead chick from the show.

I thought you were referring to me because of my German heritage and my desire to find a final solution to my deadly gas problem. But now I see that the brotherman who is literally Hitler trumped me.

I always wanted to clog up that other token hole from the show, Jessi Combs, but she done clogged herself up Amelia Earhart style. I think she tried to power her jet car with moxie, which is a weak fuel for burnouts.

I wonder if she ended up looking like Ryan Dunn when she was (well) done.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Why do the Dutch wear wooden shoes? It sounds like wearing them would be extremely uncomfortable.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The Dutch are clutch.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

The Dutch are clutch.

I'm too high to comprehended if this is a insult or not, I'll put my wooden shoes up your ass either way.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Why do the Dutch wear wooden shoes? It sounds like wearing them would be extremely uncomfortable.

We only wear clogs during coitus.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm too high to comprehended if this is a insult or not, I'll put my wooden shoes up your ass either way.

Clutch is compliment in my book. More of a sports term but it rhymes so I went with it.

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

Clutch is compliment in my book. More of a sports term but it rhymes so I went with it.

A dutchman putting a clog up your ass is a compliment too.

 

[gassers]

I'm too high to comprehended if this is a insult or not

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Why do the Dutch wear wooden shoes? It sounds like wearing them would be extremely uncomfortable.

Right, wouldn't it occur to them they could use leather or leaves or something?