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The creepy thing about Danny Ross: He's in love with us, but he denies it.

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Danny is a fag (Fag)
Fucking douchebag
Got a ponytail
Looks like a she-male
Danny is a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ag (Fag)
Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ag

Oh (I have sex with my guy friends)
He’s a homo (Sex with my guy friends, guy friends)
Super homo (Razzle dazzle)
And he’s balding (Wonder what kind of mortis they have)
In his twenties

How’d you get here Danny? (I’m not good at anything)
Did you ask your mommy?
Mommy can I be on the Opie and Anthony show?
Of course you can honey, you’re a homo! (Homo)

Danny whatcha drinkin’?
Your breath is always kickin’
Maybe it’s the cock that you’ve been (Homo)
Lickin’, lickin’ (She wanted Austin Powers, instead she got ED Powers)
*crickets* (homo)

Danny likes to butt-fuck
Fat dudes named Chuck
Danny’s got his balls tucked
Here’s a random duck
*quacking* (Fag)
*quacking* (Fag)

Danny’s always drinkin’
Pukin’ in the sink and
Drinkin’ from the cup that he p-p-pissed in
Look at him drink, he’s an alcoholic
Buy him a drink, you can get your balls licked
Fill up his cup, you can fuck him in the butt-butt
Wouldn’t even care now, cum in his hair now (Ow, owwwwwww)

Danny is a fag (fag)
Fucking douchebag
Got a ponytail
Looks like a she-male
Danny is a fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ag (fag)
Fa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ag

Laughed like an idiot in front of an old chinese lady at the trains station while reading this, couldn't stop reading- just kept going. Hilarious!
 

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Dopie trying to operate a board:

"Isch a very difficult situation!" :ROFLMAO:

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Opie Derangement Syndrome.
 

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the best part is when nana says "What?" after danny gets called a shemale, I thought it was a part of the song for a while.


Thanks! I totally forgot this was a real thing! It's remarkable, every once in a while I go back and listen to the erock jingles and all the bashings of erock (when Ant made whale sounds for two minutes while he was on holiday) that go on for days, but this - which is just brilliant - probably aired once on the show and was not allowed to be ever talked about ever again (and they downplay it at the end as if its only just good and not fucking brilliant).
 

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Wow I wasn't nice to you on the Nazi website that makes fun of me all day? That's crazy, I can't believe it.
That's Russian-backed Satanist Nazi terrorist website, thank you.

Go bother Erik with this shit.
Someone probably did at some point but Nagel wasn't stupid enough to dignify some random guy called "NIGGER_NIGGER_DIAPER_CRUSADER" with a response. Guess who is?
 
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