The cops admit that the piggy penis images are the real deal

[RoTheHo69]

What did i ever do to you

Tell him I said to come back over here and shut up

 

[Rick Roblinson]

What type of man in his 40's wears bath robe let alone answers the door in one? Everything about him is bizarre.

It was the fucking middle of the summer, too, and the fat fuck is naked, drunk, and answering the door in a bathrobe. He's a fucked up little piggy.

 

[Opesterino]

A reminder that Patrick used to post nude pictures of himself holding his books onto social media and has bragged about sending dick pics to trolls many times. If he knew about the swatting ahead of time, since he called it in, he made sure he was nude when the police arrived to expose himself to them and appear more victimized I guess? But this is intentional. Nobody would answer their door like this unless they wanted to wag their faucet around. He also was intoxicated according to cops, likely to tamp down any nervousness.

he 100% dressed like that to set up the scene he is trying to portray - innocent ole patrick - just laying around.. fucking has guilty written all over his fat pork belly

 

[RickReternal]

It’s pretty funny that no one has suggested that he and Sticki were boinking. I mean, I don’t think that’s why he was naked either but if he were a normal person it would have been mentioned sooner.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He was getting frequent visits from the police at all hours but he still chose to sleep naked. He couldn't even sleep in underwear because he doesn't own any. All of his humiliations are his own fault. Fat fucking retard.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

And people ask how I’ve faaaawkin contributed… I’ve been doing this since I’m fawkin 18. I know how to circle penises.

I've been trying to learn but never got the hang of it.

Can you even get penis circling equipment into the city?