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The cold dead eyes of a psychopath

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

Stand Alone Fruit
I still think he sustained some kind of brain damage as an adult, probably from crashing his scooter while drunk. If you see videos or pictures of him from 10 years ago or more, he still looks like a dork but at least resembles a human being and actually displays some normal emotions.

He's just so disturbing to look at now and his behavior obviously speaks for itself.
This goes with my theory that he’s disabled and on government benefits and it was from something like that. He didn’t always have that scar at the top of his head. Niki is his caregiver and responsible for controlling her husband in social situations so he doesn’t cause a scene. Even in his police pepperoni story and our rascals calling the local pizza place that she has to defuse any situations where piggy is having a temper tantrum. His freaking out at the police at 1am was because she wasn’t home to get her retard to calm down. The cops let him squeal at them until he tired himself out because they know they’re dealing with a mentally retarded unstable person.
 
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This goes with my theory that he’s disabled and on government benefits and it was from something like that. He didn’t always have that scar at the top of his head. Niki is his caregiver and responsible for controlling her husband in social situations so he doesn’t cause a scene.
I think he's just stupid enough to know how stupid he actually is and is incredibly insecure about the fact.

Corpulent, too.
 

The Björk Brotherman

Ringo ain't here, nigger. You're on thin ice.
This goes with my theory that he’s disabled and on government benefits and it was from something like that. He didn’t always have that scar at the top of his head. Niki is his caregiver and responsible for controlling her husband in social situations so he doesn’t cause a scene.
I really would love to just show up to a bar he's in with a few other rascals and not even lay hands on him. Just go up near him at the bar and order a gin and slam it down, knock the glass on the bar really hard and turned him and go WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY MAN?? YOU GOT SOME KIND OF A PROBLEM?!?!?

Lol, just that 5 seconds of fight or flight panic that he would be having if I did that would be the most hysterical thing ever.
 
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JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

Sane Sociopath
Fat opioid addicts, particularly pain pill people, can and are fat quite frequently. Especially if you're getting the shit prescribed to you and paying pennies on the dollar for your script every month. You never have to make tough compromises about food or drugs when the drugs cost next to nothing and you can budget them properly. That said, I don't think Rick is an opioid guy. Fuckin doctors treat pain pills like manhole covers these days. And he's just not cool enough to get them illegally. Then again he lives next to the fuckin towers from The Wire so who knows? We've never seen dope sick rick though.
"Welp my nose collapsed from snorting crushed up oxys.."
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
This goes with my theory that he’s disabled and on government benefits and it was from something like that. He didn’t always have that scar at the top of his head. Niki is his caregiver and responsible for controlling her husband in social situations so he doesn’t cause a scene. Even in his police pepperoni story and our rascals calling the local pizza place that she has to defuse any situations where piggy is having a temper tantrum. His freaking out at the police at 1am was because she wasn’t home to get her retard to calm down. The cops let him squeal at them until he tired himself out because they know they’re dealing with a mentally retarded unstable person.

It all adds up. Patrick is legally retarded 100% confirmed, folks.
 

ButtFucker

Actual #1 Poster
Valid points about Philip Seymour Hoffman and Artie. I personally have never met a fat opiate addict, then again the opiate addicts around my area shoot up smack and all look emaciated. A few years ago i used to take like 4-5 dihydrocodeines recreationally and i would have absolutely no appetite and lost a lot of weight.
 

MasterPosHonor

Don't take any guff from these swine

LEAVE!

and NEVER RETURN!
I have yet to see an opioid addict be that fat.
I've seen fat meth addicts. It largely (lol) comes down to whether or not they can hold their shit together enough to keep a roof over their heads. A street junkie is almost always underweight but one with a home can be pretty chunky.
 
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