The chairs are so fucking shit

[HalfHouseFatty]

Does this retarded nigger not own a lawnmower?

He has no garage or shed so unless he keeps it in his house which is weird as fuck I would say no.

 

[RickReternal]

Annabelle loves the chairs, I bet. Kids love simple stuff like that.

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[guest]

Everything about this dude just stinks!

 

[MasterPosHonor]

Can he not afford any cushions for those ugly bastards, or is he too lazy to bother?

Spoiler

Answer: Both, plus he's stupid.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He has no garage or shed so unless he keeps it in his house which is weird as fuck I would say no.

It could conceivably be in his cellar. But Pat is so lazy he’d need a riding mower for their strip of weeds.

 

[chewtoyrapist]

We don't think dandelions, clover and violets are weed, stlaker. Or somehting like that.

I honestly am of the same opinion since I just like a lawn with some color to it and little mushroom patches sprouting up or whatever, plus clover is used to feed livestock, dandelions are apparently decent in salads and can be used to make wine (take note, rick, feel free to pretend it was your idea)... long shory stort I couldn't give less of a shit about some autistically neat bullshit patch of pure grass and I don't get why anyone does, but also I can recognize when someone is making excuses for being a lazy faggot and that's rick. Fucking veal have more room to run around than your yard, nigger. Mow it. The bees will survive without the 5 violets that grow on your homeless catbox.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Can he not afford any cushions for those ugly bastards, or is he too lazy to bother?

Spoiler

Answer: Both, plus he's stupid.

He clearly thinks they're perfect as they are, which is also why he didn't bother to sand those drillholes, and instead went for that lovely lumpy feel and uneven color.

I can't imagine how these chairs could be made to feel comfortable, with or with cushions. Not even with one of those mattresses that you tie on that hig the whole frame. The angles are just too weird.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

These things go for around $200 and Pat made 2 exactly the same for effectively free.

I guess sometimes it's useful when your father is a Master Carpenter.

 

[Bigsmooth]

They look like they have bullet holes in them lol. Appropriate for his neighborhood I guess

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Can he not afford any cushions for those ugly bastards, or is he too lazy to bother?

Spoiler

Answer: Both, plus he's stupid.

And fat